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In the wake of Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark, Cocaine Werewolf is howling our way soon, and we’ve learned this week that the film is getting a Blu-ray release on August 13.

But first, Cleopatra Entertainment is bringing Cocaine Werewolf to the historic Arcadia Theatre in Wellsboro, Pa on Friday, July 5, with a second engagement on Saturday, July 6.

After the DVD and Blu-ray release on August 13, its coming to VOD in November 2024.

Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”

Blu-ray Special Features include:

Director’s Commentary Trailers & Slide Show

Cocaine Werewolf was written by Tyger Torrez and directed by cult film master Mark Polonia. The film stars Marie DeLorenzo, Jeff Kirkendall, Titus Himmelberger, Ken Van Sant, Brice Kennedy,...

"You can run, you can hide, but he will always sniff you out." Cleopatra Ent. has revealed the official trailer for an horror comedy B-movie creation called Cocaine Werewolf. After the official Hollywood production of Cocaine Bear, the B-movie filmmakers went & made Cocaine Shark, and now we have Cocaine Werewolf to laugh at. Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a horror movie in the mysterious woods of northern Pa clash when an unexpected visit from a Werewolf literally enters the picture – with deadly results! Featuring music from the bands The 69 Cats, Front Line Assembly, Hawkestrel, Switchblade Symphony, Synaesthesia, Pink Fairies, The Brains, Mike Pinera, Hollywood After Dark, and more. They're promoting the movie's "Gothic Industrial Rock" soundtrack more than the cast or anything else. This stars Titus Himmelberger, Brice Kennedy, Jeff Kirkendall, Marie DeLorenzo, and Yolie Canales. It was filmed in Wellsboro, Pa - a small town nestled in the Appalachian Mountains.

Stars: Yolie Canales, Tim Hatch, Michael Korotitsch, Jeff Kirkendall | Written and Directed by Mark Polonia

[Disclaimer: Nerdly’s Managing Editor, Phil, is listed as an Executive Producer on this film. However, that will not, and does not, affect the impartiality of this review]

Teddiscare began life as another Winnie the Pooh horror film, but after “receiving a “cease and desist” from another company who made a killer teddy bear movie based of [sic] a popular character with a copyright that had recently entered public domain, we consulted with an amazing lawyer”. Said lawyer told them a larger company was about to start suing anyone who used the character, so they decided to just change the name. I wonder how brilliant they think that lawyer is now that Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3 is going into production as well as a killer Bambi film and Disney hasn’t unleashed their lawyers?

Teddiscare opens with news on the radio about a worker falling into the machinery at a toy factory and bits of his body being stuffed into hundreds of teddy bears.

Last year’s Cocaine Bear managed to spawn a trend even if it wasn’t a huge hit at the box office, with Cocaine Shark following and now Cocaine Werewolf howling our way soon.

Amityville Coke Den isn’t far behind, we assume…

Our friends over at Rue Morgue have provided us with a first look at the upcoming Cocaine Werewolf, which they reveal will be directed by Mark Polonia (director of Cocaine Shark!).

Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”

Marie DeLorenzo, Jeff Kirkendall, Titus Himmelberger, Ken Van Sant, Brice Kennedy, Yolie Canales and Noyes Lawton star in Cocaine Werewolf. Tyger Torrez wrote the screenplay.

Expect this one on VOD later this year and find the poster art below.