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Welcome to this weeks episode of Aew Dark: Elevation, I’m editor Phil and let’s get straight to it, with no messing – much like Elevation itself!

Match #1: Ftr def. Royce Isaacs and Jorel Nelson

My Thoughts: Royce Isaacs and Jorel Nelson had a pretty decent showing here thanks to Ftr giving them some leeway to show off. A couplke of spots looked a little too telegraphed but otherwise this was a decent hard-hitting Wrestling match as per most of Ftr’s matches.

My Score: 2 out of 5 Match #2: Nyla Rose def. Delmi Exo

My Thoughts: Another Nyla squash. Anyone else wishing she’d face an actual opponent these days? Another case of linger intro than match!

My Score: 0 out of 5 Match #3: The Acclaimed def. Baron Black and Tamilian Vineesh

My Thoughts: Tamilian Vineesh took all the abuse from The Acclaimed in this match, with Black getting a...

Welcome to this review of Final Resolution 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Little Women…they’re small! Petite as the day is long…Little Women! Bobbos like a bouncy ball…Little Women! I like them ‘cuz they make my crotch feel five miles long…Little Women! That was a proposed theme song for Great Gerwig’s version of Little Women that was never used… I wonder why it was never used? I like it! It’s catchy! Well, we have Rich Swann versus Chris Bey for the Impact World Title, so let’s get down to it.

Match #1: Tommy Dreamer def Larry D – Old School Rules The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:

Larry’s Xxxl tag partner, Acey Romero, attacks Dreamer from behind. Things are looking bad for Dreamer when John E Bravo makes his way in an attempt to make the save.

Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more wrestling to talk about on the compunet. The interputer has brought us together to find out who killed John E Br…aw, who gives a s—t? I don’t come on to the Impucom just to talk about male soap opera s—t. I want some damn wrestling. My computop deserves the best, not the rest. Why don’t we get on with this puternet business and review some wrestling, you c—k-sucker? I…screw it. Here:

Greetings lemmings! “Smart” Mark D. Mark here to take over for Nathan, whose menstrual cycle is gushing more blood than his mother’s head when she shot herself to get away from her loser son. I kid! She hung herself. Nathan cries himself to sleep and this review begins, yon feeble mortal!