Which disembodied AI would you use as a personal assistant ...?

HAL 9000 as played by Douglas Rain

Dr Know as played by Robin Williams

Father as played by Steven Gilborn

Alpha 60 as played by ?

Andromeda Ascendant as played by Lexa Doig

Computer as played by Haley McLane

Alfie as played by ?

Siri as played by Becky O'Donohue

Dr. Theopolis as played by Eric Server

Bomb #20 as played by Adam Beckenbaugh

S.A.R.A.H. as played by Neil Grayston

Max as played by Paul Reubens

Samantha as played by Scarlett Johansson

Jarvis as played by Paul Bettany

K.I.T.T. as played by William Daniels

Gerty as played by Kevin Spacey

Gipsy Danger AI as played by Ellen McLain

Glados as played by Ellen McLain

Holly as played by Norman Lovett/Hattie Hayridge

Federation Computer Voice as played by Majel Barrett in Star Trek (1973), Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993), Star Trek: Voyager (1995), Star Trek: Nemesis (2002), Enterprise (2001),

Icurus as played by Chipo Chung

SHODAN as played by Terri Brosius

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. as played by Phil Hendrie

Auto as played by MacInTalk

WOPR/Joshua as played by John Wood