Marry Me

I'm gonna make you a proposal you can't refuse. (BONUS:Luca Brasi'll hold the ring)

You marryin' me? (Use a ring instead of the gun and practice in front of a mirror)

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. (Just say it as it is)

You wanna marry me? Okay. Say hello to my little ring! (Be yelled at the top of your lungs, with the spittle flying out of your mouth)

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will marry you. (Best way to propose via phone)

I'm proposing here! I'm proposing here! (Use a very crowded place and if you can’t find the words, just shout this out very loudly. Your partner will find out.) -suggested by Peter (only the last bit)

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Will you marry me?' Well, will ya punk? (Clint Eastwood really proposed to Andrew Robinson using this line.)

Here's honey (Crack your partner's door open as a surprise) PS : Don't forget to smile

Let's put a ring on that hand (A cheap purple suit and makeup is recommended) -suggested by Ibrahim

I'm not married, but I just want to be that way (Maybe you'll end up seriously married. So be careful) -suggested by Jen

I'm single as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! (You will need a video camera for this) -suggested by Jen

I guess it comes down to a simple choice: Get busy engaging or get busy rejecting. (SPOILER ALERT!!: Don't be surprised if your partner had "vanished into the thin air" the next morning) -suggested by Ibrahim

Magic Mirror on the wall, will you marry me next Fall? (Use this only if you have an imaginary lover) -suggested by Jen

Most people are so ungrateful to be engaged, but not you, not any more... (You can use a death mask if you like) -suggested by Methika

Every time a bell rings, I give you a wedding ring (Use this one at your own risk, and also if you're extremely rich) -suggested by Jen

So do you want to take a leap of faith, put this ring on your finger, or become old, filled with regret, waiting to die alone? -suggested by SeventhAr7

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be your husband/wife. (This one is posted without the approval of Martin Scorsese ) -suggested by SeventhAr7

I am your future husband/wife. Search your feelings, you know it to be true! (Use this if your partner doesn't like the idea of marriage)

Frankly, my dear, I don't have a ring (Use this if you forgot to bring the ring)

As my plastic surgeon said, I gotta propose. Propose with a smile. (Use this if you look cute like, Jack Nicholson when you're smiling)

Well, I'm going to marry you. How do you like 'em apples? (Use this if you're proposing just after a fight with your partner)

This is a real proposal, I am real, and this is a real fu**ing ring (Use this if your partner isn't convinced that your proposal is real)

You seem somewhat familiar; have I proposed to you before? (Use this if you're desperate and drunk)

I came here to chew bubblegum and propose to you...and I'm all out of bubblegum. (Use this if you want to look cool but you're still nervous) -suggested by Jen

Marry me, Will you marry me? (Use this if you're a fan of Bond, James Bond..)

Welcome to my home. Enter freely of your own will, and take this ring when you leave. (Use this if you plan to propose in your place)

The ring is here (Use this if you aren't prepared to propose but your partner has found out)

It wasn't your ex . It was me proposed to you. (Use this if your partner is confused and you've chosen a tall tower to propose)

I see us engaged. (Use this if only your partner said you don't see a future together)

I'll be back (Use if you're halfway there to propose, but still not sure)

A Ring? I ain't got no ring. I don't need no ring. I don't have to give you any stinking ring. (Use this if you don't want to give a ring to your partner)

If someone asks to marry you, you say, 'yes!' (Caution:Some people may think you're weird)

Second prize is a set of steak knives. First prize is you'll be married. (Either you get engaged or you get stabbed, I guess)

Go ahead, make my wedding day! (Use this if you don't care what happens next) -suggested by Jen

You can't handle loneliness -suggested by Jen