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Apocalypse Cow - Commandos take a journey up a river to a mysterious farm where a deranged biologist is breeding cows that produce milk tainted with a deadly bio-agent, which he plans to release on the market.

Hack to the Future - A computer hacker sees scary visions from the future and realizes she needs to hack into the system in order to save the human race.

The Bards - A horror film in which residents of a quiet Northwestern town flee in panic after an invasion of poets who insist on holding poetry slams every evening in public areas.

The Bark Knight Rises - A dog in the middle ages leads his pack against a fire-breathing dragon (animated).

Da Vince Code - Long Islander Vince shares his techniques for scoring ladies with an uptight, nerdy Brit.

Piddler on the Roof - A Jewish man is arrested for running around a city and piddling into the air conditioning systems on people's houses.

Right Club - A college freshman quickly learns that joining the right extracurricular club might just save her life.

Finny Girl - Kristen Wiig stars in the title role of Disney's female reboot of The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964).

The Bodfather - A legendary physical trainer has every housewife dying to join his class. But when he turns up dead, there are a ton of suspects.

Boing My Way - Two youngsters compete in the National Slinky Competition (yeah, there is such a thing - at least this movie claims there is). Will their friendship last even though they find themselves vying against each other in the "Slinky Walking Downstairs" finals?

Gone With the Wino - Joan Allen gives an impressive performance as a dutiful wife who finds herself on her own after her alcoholic husband leaves her.

Foodfellas - Two rival restaurateurs compete ruthlessly for the title of top-rated eatery in New York's Little Italy.

Inherit the Wine - A classic 1940s multi-generational saga about a family of hardworking immigrants who struggle to make their vineyard a success. Starring Maureen O'Hara, Beulah Bondi, Van Johnson, Margaret O'Brien, and featuring J. Carrol Naish as comical Uncle Beppo.

The Italian Mob - Don Vito Corleone and his sons going about their business driving around in three Austin Minis.

Lord of the Wings - A modern retelling of the Icarus/Daedalus story.

Monty Python and the Holy Grain - The comedy team searches for the perfect barley from which to make holy beer fit to fill a holy grail.

The Puppets - A family is terrorized by their child's new puppets.

Oldbot - A futuristic sci-fi film where a sudden advancement of technology leaves a robot out of work and down on it's luck.

The Pacer Chase - Professor Professor Charles W. Kingsfield Jr. sends his law school students on a scavenger hunt to find the ugliest '70s car possible.

Massage to Marseille - An Alfred Hitchcock-style classic about a suave French detective (Charles Boyer) who is on the hunt for a masseuse (Jane Greer) who is suspected of strangling her clients. But first he has to keep himself from falling in love with her.

Bride of the Yankees - (Sequel to Bull Durham (1988)) A baseball groupie/aging cougar gets passed around by players of a baseball team before wising up and marrying an old, washed-up catcher.

Pulp Diction - In the 1940s, a noir writer's life is thrown into chaos when his secretary steals his newest finished manuscript.

Raging Bill - In a comedy about the Clinton administration, Hillary goes on vacation, leaving the President home alone in the White House. Hijinks ensue.

Rastomon - Four Jamaican stoners who are witnesses to a murder each give their account of events to the police.

Raving Private Ryan - A young army private decides he doesn't want to be part of a war and goes AWOL in order to experience a life of moving from one rave to the next.

Toe Shoes of the Fisherman - A rugged trawler fisherman in a Nova Scotia fishing village has a secret he keeps from his macho friends - he longs to dance!

Skyfail - A bankrupt loser attempts to achieve his dream: become a pilot.

Smoker and the Bandit - A Trans-Am driver tries to deliver a truckload of cigarettes from Texas to Atlanta while being chased by a law officer with a nicotine fit.

Snob White and the Seven Dwarfs - An uppity socialite turns seven vertically challenged miners into servants.

The Taming of the Shrek (2001) - Fiona and Donkey attempt to make the big green ogre more politically correct (and housebroken).

The Chin Man Goes Home - A documentary about Jay Leno and his post-"Tonight Show" career.

12 Angry Hen - A barnyard class struggle, ala Animal Farm (animated).

Two Moles for Sister Sara - A 19th century nun travels cross-country for cosmetic surgery, but loses her position in the convent when the Mother Superior kicks her out for vanity.

What Did You Do in the Jar, Daddy? - Inspired by the reality TV series' Hoarders (2009) and Hoarding: Buried Alive (2010), this touching family drama stars Kiefer Sutherland as a dutiful son who must deal with the compulsive hoarding of his father (Donald Sutherland), who lives alone in the family home which is cluttered with tons of garbage and moldy food, and worst of all, no longer has indoor plumbing.

The Liz - Musical celebration of the life of Elizabeth Taylor, with Meryl Streep in the title role, performing showstopping dance routines with a chorus line of all her husbands.