Chris Evans(I)

Comedy legend Spike Milligan famously chose him to be consigned to oblivion for his guest appearance on Room 101 (1994), saying: "He is without any talent. All he can do is small talk. The smartest thing I ever heard him say was "good morning". The moment I saw him talking, I thought "you're an idiot". The best I can wish him is an early death".

Back in 1985, I was working as a kissogram in Manchester. I had six jobs to do on the evening of Live Aid (1985) and I couldn't wait to get back into the car - a mark three green Triumph Spitfire - to listen to the unfolding events on the radio. In fact, I almost missed one of my appointments because I was waiting for Madonna to come on!