Craptastic Number Two

I tried to look up the Hellraiser movie for Halloween, and this popped up on Tubi. I do believe, that in the Esteemed Fate of the universe, that I was previously preordained to see this film. In every multiverse that exists in the omniverse, I (we) ((you)) have simultaneously seen this film and become one of the few enlightened people in an infinite amount to enjoy such a masterpiece. A Shakespearean tragedy, a Kafkaesque deconstruction, and a Poe-inspired piece of media all in one that challenges preconceived notions of innocence and the American Dream in a singular, amazing film unlike any other.

It's a funny sketch-comedy movie, I watched it with my friend on a coin flip.

As Willy Shakes once said, "Farting is such sweet sorrow."