The Penis

This is a movie about nothing. It's a lot like the Seinfeld TV show, except that show was hilarious, and this film is not too funny. It is actually tedious and boring for great stretches of time.

And when the film does become erect and drenches a town in semen, it is over, just like in the real life for most people, in just a few minutes. And this is not just a story about premature ejaculation (although it does get boring quickly), it is a fantasy that leaves the audience wanting much less, not more.

One comes to the theater expecting to see something sensational, and gets this mess; what a disappointment. The plot and dialogue are corny and predictable, and the acting? Is terrible. Don't waste your time.