- Dr. Claire Finn: [after Isaac's knowledge of her is making their date difficult] Let's flip the tables here.
- [Isaac flips their table over onto the floor]
- Dr. Claire Finn: That's not what I meant.
- Isaac: Reset table.
- [Simulation table reappears]
- Klyden: Bortus, I wish that you would remove that thing.
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: What thing?
- Klyden: The strip of hair above your lip.
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: The mustache; why?
- Klyden: Because it is foolish looking and people are staring at us.
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: They are not. And if they are, it is with admiration.
- Isaac: Ah, you are home. It is about time.
- Dr. Claire Finn: Isaac? What are you doing?
- Isaac: I am awaiting my dinner. This has caused me to become displeased.
- Dr. Claire Finn: You don't eat. And what the hell are you wearing? Is that underwear?
- Isaac: Affirmative.
- Dr. Claire Finn: I thought we were going out tonight. I was looking forward to trying that butter cake at Mooska's.
- Isaac: The last thing you need is more dessert.
- Dr. Claire Finn: Excuse me?
- Isaac: As I am incapable of stuttering, I must conclude that you heard me.
- Dr. Claire Finn: Okay, you're going to tell me what's going on right now, beginning with an apology for what you just said.
- Isaac: I am sorry you are upset. Perhaps you are on your period.
- Dr. Claire Finn: Get out. Right now.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: I just think if it had a little more kick when I hit the gas it would feel better. You know?
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: You undetstand this isn't a Porsche, right? This is a quantum-drive engine that makes a thousand trillion calculations every milli second.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Yeah, I know that.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: [analyzing Dr. Finn's relationship with Isaac] You know, there is one upside here: he doesn't eat.
- Dr. Claire Finn: How is that an upside?
- Lt. Talla Keyali: Every time I'm in a relationship, I gain weight. It's just all about food.
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: That's true. Like, 90% of a relationship is going, "What should we eat?"
- Lt. Talla Keyali: You go out, you eat, you drink, you come home, you eat more, you drink more...
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Ed and I gained 40 pounds combined when we were married.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: That's why I always try to break up with guys by summer.
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: God, we were fat.
- Isaac: [the bridge crew is trying to find out what happened on the date between Isaac and Dr. Finn] What information do you require?
- Lt. Talla Keyali: Did you have fun? Were there sparks?
- Isaac: Sparks?
- Lt. Talla Keyali: Yeah.
- Isaac: Negative. There was no equipment malfunction.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Well you don't have to brag about it.
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: [Discussing Claire & Isaac's impending date] A human and an artificial life-form are incompatible. It will not succeed.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: How do you know? They could just be two people in love.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Well, it's not as simple as that. The guy has limitations. I mean, even in the best-case scenario, he's still-
- [Isaac enters the room]
- Capt. Ed Mercer: -my father, and he'll never be a weightlifter no matter how much his heart is in it.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Isaac, you have a date?
- Isaac: Yes.
- Dann: Oh, wow. Sweet emotion.
- Isaac: I am seeking advice.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Well, I mean, what I would normally do is...
- Isaac: I'd prefer to hear from Commander Lamarr.
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: Uh, well, who's the lucky lady? Or fella?... Or o-object?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: Your failure speaks for itself.
- [to Klyden over his bad golfing, in a deleted scene]