Assassinato às Cegas

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: What color is your cat?

Akash: Black and white.

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: How do you know?

Akash: I was told.

[calls the cat]

Akash: Rani.

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: You cook for yourself?

Akash: Forget about me, Sir. Look for Rani, please. Rani might get run over.

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: Water?

Akash: Chilled?

[quickly pours water]

Akash: Water.

Inspector Manohar Jawanda: Today's newspaper? What for?

Akash: To collect cat poo, sir.

[gropes the inspector]

Akash: You're here? Please look for Rani. I'm lost without her.

[hears the bus horn]

Akash: Sir, Bandu's school bus. Slap him hard to make him confess. Last week he tied a firecracker to Rani's tail. She ran amok. She hid indoors for two days. That's no good.

[Inspector throws a knife at Akash]

Akash: What was that? Rani?

[finds the cat]

Akash: Rani. Where were you? Come, baby. Eat something. You haven't eaten for two days. Good girl.