Christopher Titus: Amerigeddon

Christopher Titus: Yeah, we have a president with no military experience and no political experience, but he has jazz hands.

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Christopher Titus: [singing and waving his hands like Trump] "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way."

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Christopher Titus: What is that? And I... And I have to be honest. I feel bad for you Trump people, 'cause you damn well every time that man heads towards a microphone, you have anxiety, don't you?

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Christopher Titus: And, man... and, man, how many teleprompter guys have shot themself in the face working with that dude? 'Cause he's on the speech for a minute. He's like, he's on the speech. He's on the speech. He's on the speech. And then, "Oh my god, he's gonna improv. NO!"