Andy Hardy Prefere as Louras

"Andy Hardy's Blonde Trouble" begins with Andy on a train bound for Wainwright College, as he just graduated high school in the previous film. The filmmakers made a poor choice here, as way too much of the story takes place aboard the train....making for a rather slow portion of the film. The bottom line is that he meets a lovely girl (Bonita Granville) and her guardian (Herbert Marshall) and strikes up a friendship....and not knowing that the guardian already knows Andy...or at least knows of him. Additionally, he meets two lovely blondes...not realizing they are identical twins and thinking they are one very odd girl. There's more to it than this but overall the story, while enjoyable, drags and certainly could have been better. Worth seeing if you love the series but not exactly a high point in the series.

By the way, if you do watch it note the character Dr. Lee (Keye Luke)...he plays the same exact character in another long-running MGM series...the Dr. Kildare/Dr. Gillespie films.

Andy Hardy's Blonde Trouble (1944)

** (out of 4)

Overlong, boring and overall disappointing fourteenth entry in the series finds Andy (Mickey Rooney) going to college at Wainright. On the train ride there he meets a woman (Bonita Granville) who is more mature than him and feels that Andy needs to grow up. Also on the train are a couple twins (Lee and Lyn Wilde) who Andy ends up helping. Back in Carver, the rest of the Hardy clan must try and come to terms with Andy being gone. At 107-minutes, this entry runs a good thirty-minutes too long but I'm going to guess part of the blame is on the pre-production. Originally this was meant to be a Rooney-less entry as the star was fighting in WWII so the studio did a screenplay without him. I'm going to guess that the stuff here dealing with the Hardy family on their own was from it and the stuff with Andy was added after he returned. The first thirty-minutes here were actually pretty good as Rooney and Granville had some nice chemistry and their relationship was an interesting one. I thought we also got some funny moments with the twins and a running joke of one constantly flirting with Andy while the other slaps him around; poor Andy not realizing they are twins. We even have another interesting subplot involving an older doctor (Herbert Marshall) and his questionable dealings with Granville. What doesn't work is when they finally arrive at college and things just get stretched out. The screenplay goes in so many directions that it's just downright silly, naive and in the end very boring. Things back in Carver aren't any better as the running joke comes from a Chinese doctor (Keye Luke) filling in for a sick doctor and everyone being shocked that he is a doctor due to his race. We see Judge (Lewis Stone) deal with a sore throat as well as a few more stories involving the broken down car that Andy started selling in the previous film, ANDY HARDY'S DOUBLE LIFE. It goes without saying that the entire cast is good and once again it was a real pleasure seeing Granville, best remembered for her Nancy Drew roles at Warner. The cast is certainly up to a high level but it's a shame the screenplay didn't try to do more.

This Andy Hardy film has the titular character on the train to Wainwright to start his freshman year at his father's alma mater. The problem is that he's on that train for a full 45 minutes of the movie's running time. This sets the pace of the entire film as being sluggish and claustrophobic.

While on the train, Andy meets up with a girl who is also on the way to Wainwright, Kay Wilson (Bonita Granville). It's the first year Wainwright has gone coed. It looks like something might be developing between the two, but Kay also seems to have eyes for a doctor Standish (Herbert Marshall). He's older and sophisticated, and Kay is taken with him. Also on the train there are twin blondes trying to stay together in spite of their father's plan to separate them based on the belief that their psyche's will best be adjusted if they spend their young adulthood apart. One of the twins is enrolled at Wainwright, but she has to come up with the money for both of them to live until the non-student can get a job.

The solution? These horrible sociopathic young women con Andy out of a grand total of 38 dollars by having him believe lies about how freshmen at Wainwright are mistreated if they dare have any money on them. They use tears, fears, sweet-talk to keep that money in their hot little hands. By the time I knew the full story of their dilemma it's impossible for me to like them or feel for them given how they've been behaving. The only other girl Andy's age is the mute Katy Anderson, back in Carvel, who is a compulsive car thief. If this is what Andy has to put up with, I'm surprised he didn't change his mind and join the Army. The Germans and the Japanese couldn't be any worse than these awful twins and the car thief!

Another thing that keeps this film from working is that there is very little of the actual Hardy family in the film. The judge gets tonsilitis, but that just seems to be a vehicle for introducing "special guest" Keye Luke as the temporary town doctor, playing the exact same role he plays over in the Dr. Gillespie series of movies. I will admit he does liven up the short Carvel section of a pretty dead film.

I was pretty bored during most of this, and just stuck with it so I could write this review. Perhaps you can find something better to do with your time, like watch the earlier episodes in the series. It really did seem that the Hardy family did not translate well to the war years and beyond.

Andy Hardy's Blonde Trouble is a surprisingly long film starring Mickey Rooney as a kid going to college. The woman he likes (Bonita Granville) prefers Herbert Marshall, the college dean, to Mickey Rooney. And no wonder - Rooney is 24 in this film but looks and sounds about 14, and Granville is 21 and is styled to look like she's in her mid 30s. In the first scene I thought the "twist" was going to be that she was a professor rather than a student.

As a result, visually, a Marshall-Granville romance is significantly more credible than a Rooney-Granville one, even though Marshall was 54. (The fact that he's the college dean and she is a freshman student never appears to be the slightest issue. Nor the fact that he's sleeping on the berth above her during the longest train journey since the Orient Express got stuck in the snow with a corpse).

Had they axed the rather contrived side plot about two identical blonde twins rinsing Rooney for cash, they could have made a shorter and tighter movie. Plus all the family scenes with Rooney's father could easily have been swept away on the cutting room floor. But this film is part of a series of Hardy family films, which I suppose is why they're in there.

There is one very touching scene with a Brooklyn-born Chinese American doctor, in dialogue very compelling for the 1940s (and even so today) he introduces himself with: "Oh I see you're wondering about my nationality. I'm Chinese, and I have a charming disposition, until someone pulls that old crack about 'Confucius say'. At which I go completely berserk and bite little children. Now let's have a look at that throat." Plus ça change, eight decades later.

I would recommend this film as a curiosity, and to fans of any specific actors in it. The twins can apparently sing, so it's rather a shame we don't get more of that.

Andy Hardy (Mickey Rooney) is starting Wainwright College, his father's alma mater. On the train there, he is surprised to find that Kay Wilson (Bonita Granville) is also going to Wainwright. It's the first year for the school to go co-ed. They are joined by Dr. M. J. Standish (Herbert Marshall). Blonde twins, Lee Walker (Lee Wilde) and Lyn Walker (Lyn Wilde), pull a trick to stay together, but they need to keep it a secret. Lee keeps making eyes at Andy, but Lyn wants to slap him in the face.

Andy does careen from annoying to endearing. A large part of that is his cluelessness. I do wish that he concentrates on one girl at a time, but he wouldn't be Andy Hardy if he did that. He just can't help himself. That is both annoying and endearing. I really wish that this doesn't suggest a relationship between Kay and Dr. Standish. It's a different time. Today, it doesn't come off as comedic. I'm not marking down on either issue. The home front is less compelling although the Chinese doctor is an interesting insight into the era. The twins are fun and they get into some comedic mayhem. Kay is almost unnecessary especially since her and Standish have become so dated. This is Andy being Andy although it does end on a character growth note.