Meu Melhor Inimigo

Sheriff: Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison: He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff: Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar: Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff: Why did you throw the directions out the window?

Oscar Madison: Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar: The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison: I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff: OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison: Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.

Sheriff: And who did you say was getting married?

Felix Ungar: My daughter and his son.

[the Sheriff and all the deputies have to swallow a laugh]