Buffy's New Boobs

This porn video by the untalented "W. Bosley DeLongprez" is far worse than usual for him, an utterly slapdash, insultingly moronic piece of VHS rental filler.

As the title implies, the subject is breast enlargement, but in the opening scene chattng with her pal Kaitlyn Ashley, Buffy (played by Kristi Myst in a a series that encompassed eleven features) clearly has very big tits, on a par with superstar Katilyn.

They sit on a couch that ultimately is used for three separate sex scenes, a chintzy move that always makes me wonder about porno hygiene. Zero continuity has the next bits of action making no sense whatsoever, with dumb coincidences. Also, the movie's first sex scene, taking place on that couch, is thrown in willy-nilly, with Jack Hammer wearing a rubber in an otherwise "unsafe sex" production.

The scene where Buffy goes in for breast enhancement surgery on a gift certificate from a big-name singer "Tony Sonatta" (played by John Decker in a poorly scripted role), is really poor. She has big boobs to start with, but nurse Rayveness does a reaction shot when Buffy starts to disrobe (we don't see her) and Ray is shocked at how small they are!. Next shot is post-op and Buffy fully dressed looks exactly like she did entering the doc's office.

Alex Sanders shows up as Tony's right-hand-man and does an embarrassing impression (with New Joysey accent) of a goombah, then humps Kaitlyn (on that couch) and moans but no money shot.

Released by Cinderella, clearly there was no quality control in effect.