Sexmares

I've seen a lot of movies. A lot of adult movies. A lot of dream-inspired adult movies, and let me say that this is one of the finest. But it's not for the easily frightened, because there's some deep stuff going on. The scene with the three horses blew my mind as surely as that blonde blew those three horses.

Because IMDb's Adult movies section (segregated from the website's general listings by that Enable/Disable functionality) attracts pranksters and is not moderated as strictly as the main entries, users frequently submit fake reviews and gibberish, often to riff on videos with silly titles that they haven't watched. Such is the case with "Sexmares", so it behooves me to set the record straight.

Previous sole review on the website, published nearly 20 years ago, is intentionally erroneous: this movie is not raunchy, nor scary in the slightest, and has no bestiality or even any equine characters on view. It's merely a set of five erotic dreams presented while star Shayla LaVeaux lies in bed sleeping and/or masturbating. That's all, folks.

She is lovely as always, and accorded two sex scenes: servicing Peter North, and later subjected to a bit of BDSM lite (spanking, blindfolding and candle wax dripping on her ass) from Jon Dough before he f*cks her.

There's an ante bellum costume scene of outdoor sex for Southern lass Melanie Moore, serviced outdoors by her butler (or is he a slave?) Ron Hightower. Finale is a hot Debi Diamond vignette humping Steve Drake, notable for erotic closeups of him biting and stretching her nipples. And the famous couple Racquel Darrian/Derrick Lane are included in pure sex filler of them humping away in an oval and SPFX soft focus.

You may like or disagree with my many IMDb reviews, but at least I am sincere, and only review material I have actually watched (and watched beginning to end, not submitting those infuriating reviews that begin with "I quit after ten minutes...").