Speed Demon

Part fast and furious part satanic teen homo-erotic thriller with a mind blowing twist ending. Nobody wears a shirt in the first hour of this movie except for the 2 female actors, which left me wondering when DeCoteau would just give up and turn this one into a porno. Glacial acting skills as one would expect from the director of such fine films as Creepozoids, Voodoo Academy and American Rampage.

A college kid returns to his FastCar hometown to find that his chums have turned to the supernatural to make their wheels go faster. This movie could be seen as a parody of testosterone-fueled jokes like "The Fast and the Furious," but it is played so damn straight-forward that it is impossible to take that way. DeCoteau's genre gender play is amusing and appreciated--for the first 20 minutes, all the male characters are topless, just chillin' at the garage with their buddies, and the two female characters are fully clothed. However, his fascination with buffed 'n waxed torsos is more than a little boring. I don't understand why he just doesn't go all out and make his films gay with lots of nudity instead of making these straight-forward movies where straight male characters in their scanties rub blood all over each other. Make a real homo-horror, dammit! Nobody wants to watch this crap.

What a hunk of unmitigated recycled poop.

I have seen other DeCoteau movies...and...yes, they are bad. But not THIS bad.

This is horrible.

Main character finds his dads Satanic supplies for worshiping the car demons...and says...are ya ready?? "I'll be damned."

Plenty more cheesy lines that smell worse than Limburger cheese.

Bad...ooh..bad...bad oh.bad...stink...bad..

I need 10 lines of text to submit to tell you this is bad.

Bad. Bad. Bad. Worse than bad.

I rented this movie and boy was I wrong to...this movie was definitely not worth the money. It looked like and sounded like it might be a good movie, but sure as heck wasn't. It started off somewhat decent..but then, I noticed that throughout the whole entire movie there was only a few scenes where the males actually had clothes on. This wasn't a X rated movie, but I was awfully disappointed also by the acting and the script. I was too busy laughing throughout the entire movie. The best thing about the entire movie was the 1970 Chevelle SS that was black and had white racing stripes. The other part that was really disappointing was the race at the beginning of the movie. It was so boring and staged...

As in Y did I watch this!! Wasted an hour & half of my life! Plus they don't seemed concerned that their friends are dying. And the front of his car is a 1970 Chevelle & the back is from a 1972 Chevelle