- Dr. Max Hudson: If I start to go crazy can you... take care of me?... In the back of the head!
- Diana Skouris: You won't even see it coming... Dr. Hudson?
- Dr. Max Hudson: I just gave you permission to blow my head off. You can call me Max.
- Diana Skouris: My mother always wanted me to hit it off with a cute doctor, but move again and I'll pull this trigger.
- Matthew Ross: [regarding Liv] You know, becoming involved with her is out of the question.
- Shawn Farrell: Advise me all you want about the center, but...
- Matthew Ross: You are the center. Everything about you. You cannot afford to have an inappropriate relationship.
- Shawn Farrell: Are you kidding me? Jordan Collier was all about inappropriate!
- Matthew Ross: All the reason not to repeat his mistakes.
- Shawn Farrell: And who exactly is the ideal girl for Shawn Farrell?
- Matthew Ross: I'll tell you when I meet her.
- Diana Skouris: [Marco hands Diana the fake version of Maia's diary of predictions] This is insane. It's also the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.