Mortuária

Not that bad like the rating indicates - of course, Tobe Hooper's classics The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist and Lifeforce are miles ahead regarding story and production, but anyway, Mortuary is a nice little flick with some similiarities to some horror classics - e.g. Return of the Living Dead comes to mind (without most of the comedy elements). Mortuary is for sure no new milestone in the eternal crypt of the neverending horrors but spicy enuff and the actors are giving a solid performance. On top we get a a nice nostalgic shot of the 80s and 90s and some good visual designs.

You may give Mortuary a chance, if you got a good appetite for movies like Return of the Living Dead, The Haunting in Conneticut, The Hallow, The Ruins, Splinter etc.

This movie seemed to have a lot going for it in the beginning. An interesting story, a great location (who doesn't love old, decrepit houses with a cemetery in the front yard), and good performances (this is the third decent performance out of Dan Byrd that I've seen...he's got potential)...and for the first portion of the film, and had a great deal of atmosphere as well. Then something went horribly wrong; I'm not sure what, but as the movie began it's last half, it began to remind me of a spoof film I saw once called "Night of the Living Bread" (which is genius, by the way)...and I'm pretty sure, despite what some have said, that the movie was NOT meant to be a spoof. The lighting crew must've gone home, because you can't see a damn thing for the last 20 minutes except various facial features. The story became very confusing, as it couldn't focus on one of two villains...a deformed crazy-man living in a tomb, or an evil black fungus...hmmm. There was absolutely no climax to the film, and the end was so unbelievably predictable, that as it played out, I began to narrate it just a step ahead...and was spot on. *sigh*

Director Tobe Hooper somewhat returns to his rural horror roots (think of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' and 'Eaten Alive') with the better than expected low-budget b-grade 'Mortuary'. Just like those early Hooper features, 'Mortuary' sets the unyieldingly growing horror (tagged with humorous strokes) at an isolated location (where it's a baleful rundown funeral home with a cemetery). But like others have mentioned, after getting off to a good start (very tidy and eerie) with some good looking production designs it eventually goes on to loose shape and become a kinetic mess with some vague developments and questionably dismal computer special effects, but the decomposed make-up FX remains effective. Nonetheless I still enjoyed it, even with the blatant faults.

The story follows the Doyle family; Leslie Doyle and her teenage son Jonathan and younger daughter Jamie moving to rustic California to start a new business in what was known as the 'The Flower Brother' Funeral Home'. Having been abandoned for quite a while, the place doesn't look too crash hot and its hazardously clogged septic tank is leaking sewage. But the place holds a horrific history, as the locals believe it to be haunted and the Doyle's come to realize there's some truth to the urban legend of Bobby Fowler. But also they must content with a strange fungus substance coming from their grounds, which transforms the dead and living into zombie-like creations.

The set-up might not be anything special (while routine, Hooper's direction is surely crafted and well-paced), but the idea behind the terror has some spirited imagination (very Lovecraft like), despite the fatuous nature of it all when revealed. This helps it lean towards a wicked sense of humour. In the early stages it really does enough to pull you in with its underlining creepiness with sharp photography, robust score and atmospheric art direction where it has dark figures lurking in the shadows and slight lighting. It's tightly controlled, as the jolts have no real build-up (although that does occur in the latter half) and are quickly over with some off-screen action happening. Strangely this worked, but when it decided to break out (soon after the fairly intense dinner table scene) it just felt predictably strained, repetitive and overlong with a vastly abrupt and perplexing closing. The willing performances are modest at best. Denise Crosby is good fun. A twitchy Dan Byrd is appealing and Stephanie Patton suitably adds innocence. There are some spunky ladies in Alexandria Adi and Courtney Patton. Lee Garlington is amusing too.

Predictable, but a solidly entertaining offering with a certain ominous ambiance and cheap thrills.

A single mum with a teenage son and a child daughter moves to a small town and buys the local mortuary to start a new life. As one could expect there is an urban legend concerning the house and its former inhabitants. Therefore it is unavoidable that the local teenagers go there to impress their girlfriends and do dumb things...

Soon after the family moves there the 'horror' begins as recently deceased persons start to raise as zombies. Then there is a lot of screaming. And a lot of running around. And a lot of bad acting. As well as a lot of horror film clichés and bad jokes. Sadly, there a zero scary scenes, zero surprising moments and zero original ideas in this movies.

I expected much better from Tobe Hooper, but that is what I got.

I'd been wanting to see "Mortuary" ever since I first read about it here on IMDb. I'm a pretty big Tobe Hooper fan, and while I hated his semi-recent "Crocodile", his "Toolbox Murders" remake was really good. This movie revolves around the Doyle family. Leslie Doyle (Denise Crosby of "Pet Sematary"), recently widowed, moves she and her two children, teenage Jonathan (Dan Byrd, "The Hills Have Eyes" remake), and her daughter (Stephanie Patton) to a decrepit house (with a graveyard for a front yard) in a small California town to start a funeral home. The house is disgusting and nearly falling apart, but Leslie hopes to fix it up, and begins her business. Jonathan is menaced by local teenagers, and falls for a girl at his workplace, Liz, and the two become friends. Then, after finding out her friend, Grady, is gay (thinking that the two were a couple), they begin kind of dating. But weird things are happening around the funeral home, and Liz tells Jonathan about the story of a deformed man who lived in the funeral home. Then people around the house start to die and an evil force begins to take over.

Tobe Hooper is great, I love most of his films (particularly the hailed classic "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre"), but his recent stuff hasn't been great. "Crocodile" was horrible and I was surprised he was even involved with it. But "Mortuary" is a fun little low budget horror flick that I really enjoyed. I loved the idea and the story was really well written, with plenty of creepy moments and some really creative sequences (particularly the last twenty minutes or so of the film). I haven't seen a horror film centered around a mortuary (or at least not one that comes to mind), and if you think about it, a funeral home is a great place to set a scary movie. The acting in this movie was very good, which was mildly surprising. This is the second performance I've seen from Dan Byrd, and he's got great potential. Denise Crosby, who played the wife in "Pet Sematary" is excellent as playing the mother, and was really creepy during her scenes where the 'evil presence' had taken control of her. Alexandra Adi, who played Liz, was a little weak at times, but overall not horrible.

Atmosphere in this film is really big. It really does feel like a small town - with typical country diners, and nosy police officers. And the house that the mortuary is set in was perfectly creepy and rundown, I loved the fact that it had a cemetery as a front yard - how much scarier of a house could you get? The main downfall of the film is the CGI special effects that are used. They aren't seen too often, but some of them were really bad, like something straight out of a B-horror movie. But this film is a B-movie in a sense, a good one though at that. The conclusion was quick and unexpected, and I was left kind of scratching my head, so that could've also been improved upon. Other than that though, I really liked the movie.

Overall, "Mortuary" is a watchable and fun, low budget horror movie. What it lacks in is made up for by the acting and the setting, and for the most part, the good outweighs the bad, and it's a notch above average. I guess you have to like this kind of thing to enjoy it, but I did. It's a throwback to those cheesy '80s horrors that we all know and love, and I thought Tobe Hooper did a fairly good job with it. Don't take this one too seriously though, that's for sure. 6/10.