After Blue (Paradis sale)

In one of his films Woody Allen awoke in a panic gasping "No more Polish women!". He could have had this film - awash with strong Slavic faces - in mind, although the copious quantities of tobacco the sinister coven in wide-brimmed black hats consume betrays it's gallic origins.

It posits that time-honoured fantasy of a future in which only women survive and with the shackles of patriarchy thrown off inevitably turn upon each other.

Awash with hot girl-on-girl action, Freudian symbols like a horse draped in a veil, carnivorous caterpillars, women with hairy arms lasciviously handling guns and lines like "Would you like some purple soup?" it's all so earnest you suspect a leg-pull, and a wanted poster bearing the name 'Kate Bush' certainly indicates that someone's tongue was in their cheek.

I recently watched the French film After Blue (2022) on Shudder. Set on a planet inhabited solely by women, the story follows a teenager who accidentally frees a notorious assassin. As punishment, she is ostracized from her community and tasked with hunting down and killing the fugitive to redeem herself.

Written and directed by Bertrand Mandico (The Wild Boys), the film stars Elina Löwensohn (Schindler's List), Vimala Pons (Elle), Agata Buzek (Redemption), and Alexandra Stewart (Exodus).

This is one of the most unique and visually striking worlds I've seen in a long time. It reminded me of MTV Oddities or Liquid Television, with its surreal, dreamlike aesthetic. The film features more nudity than I expected, but it feels organic to the universe and its depicted lifestyle. The set design, costumes, makeup, and hairstyling are stunning-like a blend of The Bride with White Hair and Labyrinth. The performances are immersive, pulling you into the world, and the cast is captivating.

Stylistically, the film mixes elements of soft erotica, science fiction, and horror, featuring some impressively eerie corpses along the way. The eye effects are a bit rough, but they add to the film's quirky charm. After Blue is difficult to categorize, but it's an artistically bold experience with a lot happening beneath the surface.

In conclusion, After Blue is part softcore fantasy, part sci-fi, part horror, and entirely its own thing. I'd rate it a 7/10 and recommend it if you're looking for something truly different.

After Blue (Dirty Paradise) has been described as the best lesbian acid Western ever made. This is unquestionably true.

Most folks expect films to make sense and follow certain conventions. This one does not. It defies most categories---expect maybe "art house".

Watch it after consuming your substance of choice before entering this realm.

Watch it while making love to someone you may or may not love.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. Just relax and let the miasma wash over you.

And most of all, keep asking yourself, "Have I killed Kate Bush yet?"

After Blue is a world in a different galaxy, with only women. All men are dead. We meet Roxy walking along a beach, taunted by three women who don't like her, and refer to her as Toxic. They come across a head in the sand, which is actually a person buried up to her neck. The three tell her to leave her buried, but she digs her out, and is granted three wishes. She wishes the three would leave her alone, and the woman, Kate Bush, kills them. (Monkey's Paw, anyone?) Her mother, along with her, are sent on a quest. Along the way, others join, and they have weapons. The weapons have names: Chanel, Guicci, Paul Smith and Louis Vuitton. The movie is French, is surreal, so one immerses into the visual aspects, the coloration, the tints, the goo, the fog, the overlaid layers, and one will either appreciate it for art, or consider it garbage. Each person who makes it through the entire movie will likely have a different take on what it is about. The sets are really what makes the movie, as they are strange and really outer worldly.

OK, this movie shouldn't be watched like a 'normal' movie. It should simply be watched for what it is, namely a piece of art. The scenario, who gives a damn. In most movies I do give a damn, but not in this one. Bertrand Mandico makes it quite clear you shouldn't. I read in another review that one should just let him/herself be immersed in the strange and wondrous universe created by this movie. That hits the nail.

It's a visual masterpiece, full of colours and art. The weirdness of the encounters just makes you laugh. I definitely need to rewatch this on acid.

I especially love the western kind of feeling to it.

This is truly something, instant cult!