O terremoto de San Andreas

This movie is so horrible that it made me chuckle multiple times. The Tom Cruise clone was probably the best actor but that's not saying much. Overall I would've given it a 1 but it made me laugh.

Also the blond chick smiles too much.

Turned on a streaming service looking for something interesting to watch. San Andreas - Mega Quake. Hey I live in LA, been through a lot of them - lets try this.

So I did - and stayed with it to the bitter end. I wanted to quit earlier but by the time I got to a certain point I just had to see how bad it was going to get. The script itself - dialogue OMG Please. I LOVE CALIFORNIA. Was this the writing teams first movie script? The director, acting coach what have you or should I say where were you. Was the goal to get footage in the can or GOOD footage in the can. Joseph Michael Harris I feel sorry for. You see, most paper bags have been replaced with other types of bags at the grocery stores in California, so there is no possible way we can see Joseph Harris try to act his way out of a paper bag.

I am going to do some more research on this film because I really want to know who foot the bill for this nightmare.

If there was a lower rating than one this movie deserves it. One can absolutely see this is a low budget film. Lots of movie errors, horrible acting and total unrealistic CGI. Like in for real it's 2019.

What level of production was this? P or L? I believe it's simply not worth time for writing nor reading much about all of the (negative) aspects of this title. But I'll put down the most obvious and eye hurting ones: story line (boring and predictive), "spec. effects" (repetitious and legging decades - effect of low budget for sure), acting (for most of the characters), realism (now, that's "the big one"!), camera and editing (both of the latter are director's and editor's faults, for scenes were wrongly shot, chosen and put), so forth so on. Seriously hurting... I believe the review title says it all. I can't find the motives for filming this reasonable enough, beside some seriously suspicious ones like time wasting. Finally, maybe the only good thing is the subject that should and could have been approached super-seriously (after many attempts, from which this is the very worst I've seen). And for those who logically ask why I watched it (and wrote this): 'cause I'm interested in the topic of Popular Catastrophism.

You can actually see the actors cringing at their own acting. It's like they try to act, but the director tells them it's too good and they need to turn it back a notch. The word stereotype is just too weak for these characters: A grizzled gung-ho marine commander - check. Two younger hero marines, one female - check. The main macho hero - check. A blonde bimbo - check. Throw in lots of hoorahs - check. Chuck in any old dubious story where they all almost get killed several times - check. Add some dodgy CGI - check.

Absolutely tedious and embarrasing for all concerned. Watch some paint drying instead.