The Amityville Harvest

I've seen my share of terrible movies. I've never seen anything this bad. Writing, sets, continuity, acting, story . . . All of it, horrible. It's not even funny-bad. It's just bad. (I'd like to leave it here, but they require more characters) There are dumb things. For instance, characters say it's too dark to see, but there are bright rays of light in the room. I'd like to recommend it to fans of bad movies, but it has no redeeming qualities. I did get a kick out of characters developing, losing, and then again developing accents. I mean, maybe if it were a middle school movie project, but . . . Nope.

Do people get payed to make this movie?

Do people pay to see this movie?

I only rented this because Kyle Lowder was in it. Trailer made it look more interesting than it actually was. Waste of time. Storyline didn't seem to relate at all. Felt like I was watching several types of horror films in one. No relation to the real Amityville Horror movie. Some pretty bad acting by some of the actors/actresses. Not worth the $5.99 rental.

How in any way this is connected to the other films in the series is beyond me. The acting, effects, and plot are absolute trash disguised behind what seems like a high quality production. The creators of this film have lost the plot, quite literally. One and a half hours completely wasted, time I could have used doing absolutely anything else would have been more enjoyable.

It's movies like this that make me wish there was some form of punishment for the makers, maybe having to sit through this twice.

0.2/10 (0.2 for Otis's performance, truly hilarious)

Why Lionsgate & Grindhouse choose to distribute some truly terrible movies doesn't make much sense. I rarely give a 1/10 rating but this was so difficult to watch, it was 93 minutes too long. Every absolute thing about this movie was terrible, it was like a version of House on Haunted Hill but 100 times worse. Afterwards i watched the new Tremors movie which was an Academy Award winner compared to this nonsense.