Chocolate Massage

Four massage porn vignettes from Bree Mills kill time in this DVD compilation, bearing no creativity whatsoever from her usual director Barrett Blade plus crew member Curious Judas also filling in at the helm.

Good old Maya Divine is back, a bit portly now but just as enhusiastic as ever, as a masseuse handling stoic client Codey Steele, one of porn's less talented actors. Far more effective is the lovely Pristine Edge breaking in a newcomer by name of Connor Kane, whose huge erect dick proves to be his industry calling card.

Kimber Woods overdoes her girl next door look, easily succumbing to the sexual wiles of masseur Ricky Johnson to provide solid IR content, while the silliest scene has to be buxom, ultra-fake looking August Taylor looking mighty uncomfortable in her ill-fitting cop's uniform, illogically taking up Tommy Gunn's bribe of rubbing her down and servicing her in exchange for not having to pay a fine for the necessity of police (her) helping him out with a messed-up home alarm going off. The improvised dialog and absurd premise for this particular sex scene hits a new low.