Dark Web: The Mystery Box

Idk what I watched but it was horrendous! Now I didn't expect something like Insidious or The Purge or something amazing like The Exorcist but something that made sense at least! I actually thought they put the wrong title on the movie! Apparently not! It was just really awful!!

Honestly? I'm not even sure this qualifies as a movie. It's just brutal. Has absolutely no redeeming qualities to it.

I know, some of you may be thinking.

Usually when someone says a movie has "no redeeming qualities" it's because this movie has some nasty disgusting, revolting scenes in it?

And those of you that love that sort of stuff goes "I gotta watch it!!"

Yeah, no.

It has none of that stuff. It's one gigantic snooze fest containing just 2 (or maybe 3) silly characters (hard to tell as the movie went on) that you'll find absolutely no spiritual, emotional or physical bound with going through some stupid podcast like "thing" (I don't even know how to describe it).

There's the "good" no redeeming quality movies (I Spit on Your Grave, Braindead, Salo, A Serbian Film, etc.) and then there's the "bad" no redeeming quality movies. This is the latter.

45 minutes of close up footage of 2 idiots doing nothing followed by horror that makes Scooby Doo look like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. When something like this makes it to a streaming giant it means we have more streaming options then we need.

DO NOT WATCH COZ THERE'S NOTHING TO WATCH

So I was browsing tubi tv and read the description and was up to a B horror movie. God dang waited for a while for something to happen coz usually these kind of movies have some payoff at the end..made me sleepy woke up and force my self to fast forward it to see if something but nada.

I am so sad that I wasted 1 hour and 20 minutes of my life watching this absolute trash film. Who decided this was a good idea? Who approved the writing and the acting of this? Not a fan. Zero stars from me.

Don't waste your precious time!