CoComelon

Cocomelon is the worst thing I've ever seen at least as far as something claiming to be entertaining goes. The same nursery rhymes are sung over and over in ever worsening voices. The animations look horrible and generic.

Cocomelon and Little Baby Bum are the lowest form of children's entertainment. There are so many better things to keep babies and toddlers happy. Just off the top of my head, I would recommend Caspar Babypants, Hey Bear Sensory, Steve and Maggie, literally anything else.

How people are rating this 10 is beyond me. Yeah, it might keep your little ones quiet for a while but it genuinely feels like it would rot their brains.

Horrendous.

There are children's shows you can watch with your kid not nearly as torturous as this show. The Wiggles, Octonauts, Word Party are a few. Cocomelon is BY FAR the lowest effort, brain-melting experience you could give your child. They basically use 5 royalty free songs with SLIGHTLY different lyrics each time, lyrics like "yes yes yes, peas are good for you. Ha-ha-ha, I like them oooh." You could torture POWs with it.

Okay, now don't get me wrong, I'm a teen and I really shouldn't be watching this. But young kids, particularly ones under the age of 6 really deserve better content to watch and Cocomelon isn't that.

My first flaw with the show is that the animation is way too slow. I mean compared to another CGI show aimed at young children such as Ready Jet Go, which has faster animation, is much more interesting to watch and contains much better CGI. Which leads to my next issue with Cocomelon.

Secondly, the CGI is very vapid and resembles more like a shovelware PS1/Nintendo 64 game more than an actual show compared to other shows aimed at the same audience. I mean you'll see a huge difference when you compare Cocomelon with another CGI show like another popular preschool show (in this case, PAW Patrol). Unlike Cocomelon, PAW Patrol has pretty decent CGI and you can tell they took the time to animate the show rather than rushing to produce something that makes Bubsy 3D look like Super Mario Galaxy in comparison.

My third and quite possibly the most obvious flaw with this show is that is this show is simply for "kids only". What makes most preschool shows I like (namely, Sesame Street, Bluely, Alphablocks, and Cyberchase) is that those shows know that parents will be watching it with them instead of being something that'll distract an a child via over-stimulants.

Final Words: It's not good. Not the worst preschool show out there, but parents are better off looking for something produced by a company that puts effort into their shows such as Warner Bros. Discovery, Paramount, Sesame Workshop, WildBrain, Nelvana, PBS, or BBC. The only thing that's keeping it from having a 1/10 is that it IS slightly educational to give it credit.

I've seen a couple of very negative reviews for this sweet, innocent show. I'm thinking some may be turned off because the stories portray an average family where the parents love their children and vice versa. It's a simple concept that's designed to entertain young children, which it does. When my 2-year-old grandson watches, he's not looking for Pavarotti from Carnegie Hall or the dramatic readings from Jsmes Earl Jones. Evidently, he's looking for exactly what this show has to offer. It's the only show he asks for by name.

Remember 20 years ago, maybe even 10 when when we and other children at the time watched actual entertainment instead of this and skibidi toilet. This is perhaps the most mind melting from of "entertainment" I have ever seen. I feel bad for the kids who grow up with this. For starters the animation looks like it had a five pound budget, then it's the same tune over and over again. Next is next to no effort into making it bearable for the other people in the room. Remember when our parents would put on Peppa pig or SpongeBob squarepants and occasionally they would sit down for a minute and watch. Times have changed, Times have changed.