Trump vs the Illuminati

Was impossible to get though 5 min of this move. This is the single most idiotic film I have seen. It made films like; Laserblast (1978), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Ankle Biters (2002) look like Oscar contenders by comparison.

This movie was always going to fail in one obvious way: it's not possible to spoof Donald Trump. Nothing could be as ridiculous, absurd, bizarre, strange, repulsive and laughable as the big orange man himself.

What more needs to be said? CGI created with Blender or the like, (but obvious;y with so little facilities available that almost every scene is comprised of cycling short animations, with jump-backs that really jar. (Witness an astronaut - with motionless arms - start at one end of a corridor, glide painfully slowly down the corridor - remaining motionless bar the glide - and suddenly jump back to the start of the corridor again, or DJT conversing with said astronaut and being in 4-5 separate locations whilst doing do! Ahhh!! At no point do the animators dare to tackle a human face, apart from vague impressions of DJT's clownish boat-race through his visor. He is never seen outside of his space-suit. (Although it is a spookily familiar shade of orange...) After 15 minutes of the most banal attempts at story and humour, I started skipping a couple of minutes at a time and quickly realised I was doing myself a favour, as I witnessed aliens, wheelchair bound Lucifer, werewolves, Alastair Crowley, Van Helsing, Dr. Jeckyll, Ra, Anubis and Joseph freaking Stalin! If I had forced myself to watch it all, I think I might have stabbed myself in the eye with shards of my melted laptop. One star for the attempt and one star for the song over the closing credits, 'Another Witch-hunt'. Avoid it. Seriously.

Don't trust the credits, I'm fairly sure the guy who did this was alone, and not all there at the same time. Well what can I say, this movie is obviously a troll, maybe even a portfolio for renderings with a bunch of voice over, and there's no way you can get interested in the story when everything just looks like a bunch of trolls on fortnite who unlocked all the animations, everything's too caricatural . Watch it if you're a film student though, you can learn from it, or watch it if you're a bad film maker and need your ego to be pumped up

Would like to have a chat with whoever signed this off to be streamed on prime video. Just to understand the rationale behind since this is definitely not a movie, not a documentary no nothing.

Heck I recognized some shutterstock clips I used for some social media clips but that's not even the worst offense.

The so called dialogues are what you would expect kids to have when streaming videogames on twitch, the premise of the whole thing is what nightmares are made of when I eat too much.

I shouldn't have listened to my inner voice when I decided to click on this thing. Now I can't unsee it.

There are better animated videos on youtube, way better.

Avoid.