- [first lines]
- Hitpig: When your kitty's left the city, when your moose is on the loose, when your cow says chaio, you need me. My friends call me... wait, I don't have friends. I call me Hitpig.
- Polecat: Wow! Ex-squeeze me. I'm not quite sure what happened there.
- Hitpig: Whoa. Some guys cut the cheese, but you, brother, you destroy the cheese. You cut the cheese, then you go find the cheese's family, and then you cut them.
- Polecat: Peter Parker gets radiation poisoning and shoots webs out of his wrist. Me? Apparently, I shoot nukes out of my...
- Hitpig: Hey, be careful of that thing.