Natal Sob Fogo Cruzado

A German film without a specific genre. It's about a couple who meet in a bar and decide to spend the weekend in the forest of her town, when they are there someone calls for help and things get out of control. It's not a comedy, not a drama, not a thriller, it just is. Quality. It does not develop the characters, it does not matter if they kill one or the other, you do not click with any. Situations happen just because, they never give you a reason for anything, vaguely they raise things but nothing develops. There is never a crossfire, only a hunt. Irrelevant performances. No jokes or comedy. Good shots and blood scenes are fine, light nudes. The ending is absurd and consistent at the same time since it does not develop anything in the characters, it does not tell you what they are like, why they are there, their motivations, nothing. Avoidable.

Disjointed, horrible acting, dialogue, etc., etc. It doesn't fully sync with any genre, while also being promo-ed as "Christmas-related" on Netflix.

Christmas Crossfire is also sexist, misogynistic male-fantasy trash. Yay.

This movie lacks subtext, there is no explanation of any characters choices, full of plot holes and random scenes that make little to no sense. Not to mention bad dialogues that made everything even more confusing.

So bad I only lasted about 30 mins and I can watch rubbish, believe me. Avoid this film, not even for curiosity.

I guess you can call this a Christmas movie. And I do understand that after you've probably watched every other Hallmark movie (they exist for a reason and I am not it, though if you like them, that's more than ok for you and me too), that this may feel like a breath of fresh air. Seeing this independently and without being in an extreme mood ... you may be able to recognize its shortcommings though.

And it is a bit of shame, because the movie itself isn't really that bad. It is kind of fun and has some interesting ideas ...no matter what you think about the main character getting involved with people that have guns for no good reason (is it the right thing to do? Or is it just plain stupid?). That inciting incident does not remain the only thing I would consider a flaw or an inconsistency throughou the movie. The tone changes from funny to serious do not work as well as the movie would like them to.

For some that may be nitpicking and they might enjoy this way more (maybe even without the Hallmark pre-experience) ... if that is the case: good for you. Everyone else should take the whole thing with a grain of salt ... at least