Virus Shark

Shark Virus, makes The Asylum films look Oscar worthy. I'm a fan of these bad films, but this is so bad I'm writing this review while I'm watching it. Its the first review I've written. That's how bad it is. It's just like watching a bad porn film without the sex. The acting is really laughable and the script, Wow. The special effects are the same as a 1990's video game, I kid you not. I can't believe they make money making films like this. Fair play what a way to earn a living.

..... You're a huge fan of those Godawful SYFY and Asylum movies (Mega shark v's this that and the other, 2 headed, 3 headed, 5 headed, 250 headed shark attack, Sand sharks, snow sharks, flying sharks, sharks with diarrhoea, shark Buellers day off etc etc)

Seriously, this film is woeful, awful acting, special effects that would look bad on a ZX Spectrum home computer, bad camera work and sound, lighting that jumps all over the place from way too bright to way too dark to see what's going on and a script that was obviously written in about an hour over a cup of coffee and a bowl of cornflakes.

If you have any morals when it comes to your movies and you don't spend every day sat in your living room smoking a large bong and fawning over how wonderful and gourmet like a bag of Cheeto's are, then stay away from this utter turkey of a film. If what I've just described is you, then you might actually like this mess.

Avoid!!!

Whoever came up with this concept is utterly devoid of logic, and the final product reflects my sentiment. Did someone think a shark attack is not enough, now it must carry a virus as well?

If you do hate yourself so much to try to sit through this whole movie, you will be shaking your head and cutting your wrists at the abominable concept, horrid writing and acting, etc.

Painful, plain and simple. Then again, it might cure cancer.

Things I recommend you do than watching this movie.. Stub your toe.

Bang your head on a low beam.

Tear off a long hangnail .

These are less painful options.

I cannot stress to you to avoid Virus Shark.

Omg. Where do they get these horrible horrible actors from? The scenes that make the final cut would be on any other Movies cutting room floor. These pathetic actors, hesitate, trying to remember their lines. They say ugh.... They speak in Monotones. I mean ATROCIOUS acting It is a disgrace. How much more would it cost to pay some decent actors? These are unprofessional clowns. Friends and neighbors. Horrid. And stop with the growling sharks already!!?