- Nux: [In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex] Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
- Max Rockatansky: You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
- Narrator: "Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?" -The First History Man
- [first lines]
- Max Rockatansky: [Narrating] My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
- Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
- The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of death! Sing, brother Heckler! Sing, brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
- Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
- Immortan Joe: What is your name?
- Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
- Immortan Joe: No!
- [gives Nux a revolver]
- Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
- Nux: Am I awaited?
- Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
- Max Rockatansky: I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
- Max Rockatansky: Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
- Imperator Furiosa: You never gonna have a better chance.
- Max Rockatansky: At what?
- Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.
- Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
- The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
- Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
- [Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]
- Keeper of the Seeds: I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
- Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day.
- [points to the horizon]
- Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
- [points back]
- Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
- [He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
- [the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad]
- The Organic Mechanic: Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
- Immortan Joe: Was it a male?
- The Organic Mechanic: Your A1 alpha prime.
- [cuts the umbilical cord and twirls it between his fingers]
- The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Rictus?
- Rictus Erectus: Yeah?
- The Organic Mechanic: You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
- Rictus Erectus: I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
- Imperator Furiosa: And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
- Toast: If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
- Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
- [Everyone turns to look at Nux]
- Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
- [Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]
- Max Rockatansky: [points to the Citadel] All right. This is your way home.
- Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous] We go back?
- Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
- Toast: [incredulous] Back?
- Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
- The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
- Capable: [looks down and sees Nux, gasps quietly] What are you doing here?
- Nux: [Sobbing] He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her.
- [Nux begins banging his head]
- Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
- Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
- Capable: What gates?
- Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immorta, mcfeasting with the heroes of all time.
- Capable: [lies down next to him] I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
- Nux: I thought I was being spared for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle. For a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing on my windpipe.
- Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
- Nux: My mates.
- [Points at his neck tumors]
- Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me, then the night fevers will.
- The Bullet Farmer: [while firing two sub-machine guns at the War Rig] Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
- Imperator Furiosa: Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?
- Max Rockatansky: Does it matter?
- Imperator Furiosa: Fine. When I yell "fool," you drive out of here as fast as you can.
- Toast: [counting their remaining bullets] Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.
- [holds up a tiny derringer]
- Toast: But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
- The Dag: Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
- Cheedo the Fragile: Plant one and watch something die.
- Toast: [Max returns after killing the Bullet Farmer] Are you hurt?
- Max Rockatansky: Huh?
- Toast: You're bleeding.
- Imperator Furiosa: That's not his blood.
- The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost its novelty out here.
- Keeper of the Seeds: You having a baby?
- The Dag: Warlord Junior... gonna be so ugly.
- Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl.
- [pause]
- The Dag: You kill people with that, do ya?
- Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I ever met out here. Headshots, all of them. Snap! Right in the medulla.
- The Dag: Thought somehow you girls were above all that.
- Keeper of the Seeds: [after a pause] Come here. Take a peek.
- The Dag: [gasping] Seeds.
- Keeper of the Seeds: These are from home. Heirlooms, the real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
- The Dag: Where?
- Keeper of the Seeds: So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
- The Dag: Ah, so many different kinds.
- Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had their fill. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
- [after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]
- The Bullet Farmer: Hold up a flare!
- Red Flare Warrior: I am holding a flare!
- The Bullet Farmer: [opens his eyes wide] Closer!
- Red Flare Warrior: It's right in front of your eyes!
- [realizing he is blind, the Farmer screams]
- The Valkyrie: It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.
- Max Rockatansky: No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
- Toast: [after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.
- Max Rockatansky: So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
- Keeper of the Seeds: [she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!
- [laughter]
- [the Bullet Farmer starts firing in the direction of the War Rig]
- Ripsaw Imperator: Wouldn't want to shoot the Wives, sir.
- The Bullet Farmer: Just probing.
- The Dag: [Cheedo takes off running; Capable and the Dag run after her] Cheedo! Cheedo, don't be stupid!
- Capable: STOP!
- Cheedo the Fragile: [about Immortan Joe] He'll forgive us, I know he will!
- Capable: There's no going back!
- Cheedo the Fragile: We were his treasures! We were protected, he gave us the high life! What's wrong with that?
- Capable: Cheedo! We are not things!
- Cheedo the Fragile: [Furiosa shoots the bikers riding towards them] NO!
- The Dag: Cheedo, we are not things!
- Capable: We are not things.
- Cheedo the Fragile: I don't want to hear that again!
- Capable: [referring to Angharad] They were her words!
- Cheedo the Fragile: [angrily] And now she's DEAD!
- The Dag: Wring your hands, tear your hair. But you're not going back. You're not going back to him!
- Cheedo the Fragile: [crying] ANGHARAD!
- Nux: [sneaks up from behind Furiosa and strangles her with his chains] Filth! You traitored him!
- The Splendid Angharad: [Furiosa holds up a knife to Nux's neck] No unnecessary killing!
- Imperator Furiosa: This War Boy wants me dead!
- The Splendid Angharad: We agreed! He's kamakrazee! He's just a kid at the end of his half-life!
- Nux: No! I live, I die, I live again!
- The Splendid Angharad: Hold him!
- Capable: Tie him up!
- Imperator Furiosa: Throw him out!
- The Dag: Chuck him out!
- Max Rockatansky: [to Furiosa] You got more friends.
- Imperator Furiosa: Bullet Farmer. They're coming from the Bullet Farm.
- Nux: It's over. You can't defy him!
- [Furiosa spits at Nux, who spits back at Furiosa]
- The Dag: Just watch us, mate!
- Nux: He is the one who grabs the sun!
- Toast: Look how slick he's fooled you, War Boy.
- Capable: He's a lying old man.
- Nux: By his hand, we'll be lifted up!
- The Splendid Angharad: That's why we have his logo seared on our back! "Breeding stock"! "Battle fodder"!
- Nux: No, I am awaited!
- Capable: You're an old man's battle fodder, killing everyone and everything!
- Nux: We're not to blame!
- The Splendid Angharad: Then who killed the world?
- [throws Nux off the War Rig]
- Miss Giddy: [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun] They are not your property!
- Immortan Joe: Miss Giddy!
- Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
- Immortan Joe: WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
- Miss Giddy: She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
- Immortan Joe: [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy] ... Where is she taking them?
- Miss Giddy: A long way from you!
- [Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]