Some days you stumble on absolute, unbelievable nonsense that allows you to sharpen your palette for film appreciation. You come across a movie like The Incubus, which has no flavor, looks poorly presented and in the words of Gordon Ramsay, made by someone with the tastebuds of a mentally incapable donkey.
I can't dunk too much on this film, since it was a vanity project by a high school woman who had no idea what she and her friends were doing. I mean, when I got out of high school I was working fast food and riding the bus, not making an unwatchable movie. Privilege does allow for different paths to be taken, but dang use your privilege better!
Anyway, we follow Marnie, the plain Jane average girl in a city of 500 (?!) people where just about everyone is rich and cruel to her. No, this film was not filmed in a beautiful suburb in Miami that may or may not host films of the pornographic variety. But I digress. A new group of Hot Topic dressed weirdos come into town led by the evil and seductive Bianca, who has some strange love connection to her Tommy Wiseau-ish boyfriend Raphael. Hijinks ensue as people start dying and absolutely no one suspects these people who clearly have no jobs and spend their days at home. But I guess everyone is too busy to be bothered in their palatial and spacious homes as residents are disappearing and dying. Man small towns do suck.
With this being a direct knockoff of young adult fiction, the tropes follow pretty closely. Bad boy is super hot and falls for the average girl even though he is way out of her league, evil relative that killed the protagonist's parents tries to kill main characters, goofy friends get killed off by the love interest, supernatural "battle" occurs, tons of emoting, overly clean sex scene happens and of course random emo music video in the film. WTF.
I love this piece of garbage, but I have to honestly give it a 1. It's so terrible that I wish the woman who dreamed this up made a legit sequel. Anyway, that is all!
