Lua de Mel a Três

What an absolute crock of crap. I'm actually writing this whilst watching it, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed at a movie. The storyline is awful, I reckon my 3 year old grandson could write a better film. The main character in it is someone you just wouldn't tire of punching. Whoever wrote or directed this should reconsider their career choices. How nobody just said no, we cannot release this is beyond comprehension. I've had more fun at the dentist having teeth drawn, genuinely painfully excruciatingly bad, it starts badly, dips in the middle and then falls away quite rapidly, the one constant being the hatred for the annoying friend.

Starts off pretty poor and just descends into a completely avoidable situation that could have been completely avoided. A shame as I think Asim is usually hilarious and normally plays a good part. Viewing it is an experience devoid of empathy. The one character is completely stupid and his friend is stupid for being friends with him. It is just annoying from start to finish.

Poor storyline, predictable and lazy production, writing and acting.

Unfortunately, I felt committed to watch the whole movie and it didn't fail to disappoint. It is probably the most annoying film I've ever watched. AVOID!

For starters the plot was seemingly written by a college student who has seen every generic piss poor comedy action romance film and wrote the script in a single night while high. The plot is incredibly boring but could have done well if any effort at all was put into it. A group of C list actors with absolutely no chemistry are the three lead character who I struggled to support the entirety of the way though. A lackluster villain who I at some point began to root for but even then he seemingly had no defining characteristics other than attractive Italian mobster. The comedy was cheap and corny. A majority of it seemed to go for shock factorThe jokes were so bad some of them were good. It seemed as though they had about 1/18th of the script dong and they were told to adlib the rest while they all have not a creative fiber in their body. A forced happy ended to top it all off with a character so undeserving for everything that he put the others through. Do not give this movie the movie they do not deserve. Teach the actors and director to read the script and screenplay before accepting something that they knew would turn out to nothing more than a hot steaming pile of crap.

I watch quite a few films but I never really review them. This one, however, is so bad that I felt compelled to write about it. The acting is terrible, there is no storyline, nothing is funny and nothing is interesting. Save nearly 2 hours of your life and avoid this utter turkey of a movie.

None of the characters have any sort of chemistry between them and how they managed to get anyone to 'act' in this film, apart from a big fat pay cheque, is beyond me.

This truly is a zero-star type of film. I don't believe anyone can have any interest in it and it's at times like this that you wish that your memory could be wiped.

Terrible.

Worst movie I've watched in a long time. Also the first movie on prime that I didn't even finish because it was so bad. Should've been a comedy but it's such an annoying movie that it actually made me grumpy for the rest of the evening.

The lead character called Bav just gets on your nerves and continues to do so for at least 30 minutes, that's when I stopped the movie.

The acting from the three lead characters is really bad. There isn't any connection between the married couple either. The only connection with me and the lead couple is that I hate their friend.

Don't even bother watching the movie. I'd rather clean the house instead of watching the rest of the movie and I hate cleaning my house.