Pisque Duas Vezes

Let me start this off by saying I was excited to see Blink Twice, but it's so bad it's almost infuriating.

First off, I'm not sure what movie other people were watching, but the one I watched was insanely boring. Literally nothing happens for 80 minutes. Most of this time is spent with them doing the same thing over and over and over on an island. Smoking, eating, drinking, swimming - repeated 10 times. There's snakes, and shots of people looking "off" with ominous music. They're "having a great time."

Second, when things actually do happen, it's also boring. The "payoff" is lame. The ending is lame. Everything about this movie is lame.

There's really nothing else to say. This movie currently has a 6.9 and I have no idea why.