Johnny & Clyde - Parceiros no Crime

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting sucks big time.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie.

So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.

The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.

Ya, it's that bad. I couldn't handle all the amateur-hour and infantile nonsense this mess had. Everything from the acting, directing, sound (have they heard of boom mics), terrible excuse for gore - especially the demon's cheap Halloween mask and costume. That outfit felt like it was purchased at a Dollar Tree. Then you have a screenplay that felt like it was written by a fifth-grade drama class. Even the lame attempts at dark comedy were a flop and more of an eye-roll than anything funny. Every actor, even Fox, seemed like they've never taken an acting class. I can't believe this nonsense was green-lit, funded, and went to market. It's a generous 3/10, only because Fox still looks foxy.

I got this at Redbox without knowing anything about it, and in hindsight, I should've looked it up. That is where it all went wrong. Most would agree that Megan Fox was never the greatest actor of all time. She got by a lot of her looks in the past and lately has been in just straight-to-video movies, but this has to be an all-time low for her. She still has her looks in this movie, but that's about it. Her acting is wooden and rushed, like she is reading her lines. And the other actors are just as bad. The acting is so bad in this movie it is almost laughable, and there really is no plot. It's just a lot of random stuff loosely connected. It tries to make up for it with a lot of violence and skin, but sadly that isn't enough. More than once, I asked myself, "What am I watching?" and "Who writes this stuff?" The only reason I didn't give this a one is because the demon thing was cool looking, although it came out of nowhere. All in all, skip this one, and if you wanna see Megan Fox, just watch the original Transformers.

... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.

The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.

I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.