Catnado

Ever since i saw this movie ive been having nightmares, i wake up in a cold sweat screaming and run to the window to check for catnados. Ive heard stories of this happening in the past, cats being spotted in tornados and tearing up any who cross their path. I had a girlfriend who ghosted me suddenly, im certain a catnado got to her. A few days later she was out with another man but its not her, no one believes me but i have evidence to believe shes possessed by a cat whos intent on hurting me. She acts normal with everything except she doesnt love me now, and that has to be the work of the devil, those cats...

Ever since ive started uncovering the truth about the 'nados everyone has started to leave me, they call me crazy they say ive lost it out of grief. But they dont understand that i know theyre just influenced by the sly tongue of the cats. Im so scarwd for them i want them to live and be saved like me. How can i help them ?

This movie is the number one, most emotional, and truly stunning piece of media in cinema history. I think everybody deserves the chance to witness this beautifully crafted artwork of a film. From the bottom of my heart, thank you WildEye Studios for this masterpiece.

Honestly, I can't stop thinking about this film... the deaths, the cats, the heartbreak. It all so much for one to handle. But it takes a lot not to cry at such amazingly built scenes, realistic CGI, and epic acting. One of my top three movies. Right above Birdemic and Velocipastor.

I truly wish I could have seen this in cinemas. And I hope that one day, there will be a sequel, it would make all my dreams come true if me and all the loyal fans of this movie if we could just see more! Catnado is such a creative work and the different plotlines make for an interesting story that it's impossible to be bored while watching.

Anybody that tells you different about this movie has clearly never witnessed pure artistic talent. This movie is perfect, it has such a dramatic and unique style. Truly a masterpiece.

I love this movie.

-Sincerely, Catnado's Number One Fan.

For a movie titled "Catnado", there's a definite shortage of cats - and an abundance of cats really is the only thing that could have redeemed this litterbox full of turds.

The 90+ minute film is broken up into 6 or 7 stories, but even so, it still manages to be insufferably boring and about 90 minutes too long.

Yes, it's a spoof and is meant to be ridiculous, but spoofs are also supposed to make fun - and therefore be funny - not bore you to death.

While some movies are so bad (whether intentionally or not) that they become amusing, this isn't one of them; It's just plain bad. Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

I had been looking forward to watching this movie ever since I first saw the poster revealed. Sure, I didn't harbor an ounce of expectations to the movie, but I still opted to watch the movie on the off-chance that it would prove to be a entertaining movie, or a movie that was so phenomenally bad that it proved to be fun to watch.

As it turned out, not surprisingly so, this movie was a catastrophe, pardon the pun. First of all, it was an anthology, and those rarely fare well. "Catnado" was not about to deviate from the usual fare of anthologies, and this was a questionable dumpster fire of a movie. Writers Blake Blasko, Curtis Everitt, Donald Farmer, Blair Kelly, Stephanie E. Kelly, James M. Myers, Melvin Pittman, Tim Ritter, Serena Salieri and Jerry Williams didn't exactly manage to put together something enjoyable here. It was cringeworthy to sit through on so many levels.

The acting performances in "Catnado" were all over the place; some of the performers were fully and wholly stripped of acting talents, whereas other performers actually had a shred of talent to them. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress in this anthology. And usually I enjoy watching movies with unfamiliar talents on the screen, but there simply was nothing to enjoy about this 2022 movie.

There was one good thing about "Catnado" and that was some woman being interviewed and managing to do the interview in the style of that video with a lady being interviewed in real life some years ago and someone made an autotune song out of her titled "Backing Up". The female actor in the movie here had her speech pattern, voice and mannerisms nailed down to the point where it was actually fun to watch and listen to.

Visually then this was bad. The movie didn't even have proper effects, which would have salvaged it from being a total and utter dumpster fire. The effects were very low budget and looked ridiculous most of the time.

"Catnado" is a terrible movie. And worse yet, is that it isn't even bad in a way that it becomes fun to watch. No, "Catnado" is just a downright horrible movie. Don't bother wasting you time, money or effort on this dung heap; some of us did so you don't have to, you're very welcome.

My rating of this anthology from directors Curtis Everitt, Donald Farmer, Alaine Huntington, Blair Kelly, James M. Myers, Melvin Pittman, Tim Ritter, Jerry Williams and Logan Winton lands on a generous one out of ten stars.

Oh, come on. That one ten star.... not even a mother could love this abomination! Seriously. The missus will watch the STUPIDEST movies... she once enjoyed a movie where ghost sharks appeared out of puddles and office water coolers. Even SHE hated this. We watched MAYBE fifteen minutes of it before even SHE was ready to turn this crap off. I mean... I honestly do not even have 500 characters to express just how much we absolutely HATED this complete waste of digital film. And do you realize just how bad something has to be to claim that it is a waste of DIGITAL BYTES!? Oh good Lord.. STILL 25 characters left!? For the love of all that is Holy... DO NOT WATCH THIS! You have been warned!