Desumano

If you like movies that SUCK, this is the movie for you. It has terrible, TERRIBLE acting, a story that seems like it was written in 5 minutes (or less), and is nothing like the rest of movies made by Blumhouse. I can't believe this made it into production!

If you're thinking about watching this... don't. If you're thinking about renting this... don't. If you're thinking about buying it... unless your kid is in it... DON'T! Ugh 179 more characters needed for this review. Now 131. Why the need for long reviews in order to post? Only 74 characters left at this point and if you read this far, you'll see my review sucked. JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!

Boring, too many awkward cliches, bad acting and corny. I cannot with this movie the trailer was enticing tho. 20 min passed i'm already forcing myself to keep watching, i stopped watching after 1hr it's just not working for me. I felt like i've wasted 1hr of my time with this. The idea was there but it was a flop. Even the zombies are a miss, 30min passed i already knew who the antagonist was that's how cliche this is plus reasoning, lines, expressions and the plot were all rubbish. It's just... 3/10 should've been lower but they were able to trick me into thinking that it's good because of the trailer so i'd give them that. Lol.

When I sat down to watch the 2022 horror comedy "Unhuman", I hadn't even heard about the movie. I didn't even know what it was about. But since I hadn't already seen it, of course I opted to give writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton's movie a chance.

And I will say that the movie was sort of semi-adequate. I mean, I figured this was a zombie movie outbreak, from what was going on there on the screen. Now, it wasn't the most impressive or most entertaining of zombie outbreak movies, but it was fairly watchable for what it was.

Now, then when director Marcus Dunstan finally revealed what was going on, about an hour into the foray, the movie went from being semi-adequate to being utter rubbish. The whole flip and switch of storyline events was just a slap to the face with a cold, dead fish. In fact, it was so stupid that I didn't even opt to finish watching the movie. Now, I will not reveal what was going on here, as you have to watch it for yourself.

It should be noted, however, that the effects in the movie were actually fairly good. But special effects can only do so much for lifting a broken movie.

"Unhuman" started out okay enough and was watchable enough, right up to a certain point and then everything just came crashing down. And believe you me, I have no intentions of returning to finish watching the rest of the movie.

My rating of "Unhuman" lands on a three out of ten stars.

I can't say much without giving spoilers but my title says it. It's hard to like a movie when it makes you walk away hating everyone.

And the funniest character is the first to die! WTF! (not a spoiler due to subjectivity and no specifics)

How does someone on drugs fall out of a window, break their neck and just gets up and runs away?

Similar to HIGH TENSION this movie has too many plot holes to make sense. It's nonsensical. Even if you turn your brain off it's not enjoyable.