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My girl has done it again! Girlboss multi-hyphenate Louise Linton has a return to form after the misstep that was Chick Flick. All the Linton signatures are here- bisexual lighting, an accent thats all over the place, designer outfits that she most likely brought home after the shoot since shes a producer, inexplicable work out buddies, getting off on dating a younger man, everyone plotting to murder everyone else, and lesbian sex scenes where you can tell Steph Mnuchin is hiding in a closet gooning. The addition of Billy Baldwin wearing the worst hair piece of all time and looking like he was just shot in the face with an air cannon is a nice bonus. Get blitzed and watch this with friends for a Bad Movie Night and you will have a great time.

Also fun fact, the character's last name is CROSS by on the imdb description of the movie its spelled C-R-O-S, missing that final S.

I'm a big fan of Louise Linton so I was looking forward to this. This one simply falls flat on all fronts. The music is horrendous auto tune vocals and the production value reminded me of a soap opera. There isn't any characters to like is one problem. Another problem is the dialogue which, at times, is ridiculous. A detailed story, told by one of the main characters, about animal abuse makes it a hard watch. There were also too many implausible scenes that would just never happen in real life. Louise Linton, as Director, I'm sure would have done a much better job as "Chick Flick" was a much better movie, that she Directed. It might appeal to some strictly for it's campiness but without any humor. No black comedy here. Louise Linton did a fantastic job however and did the most with the role that she was given.