Giantess Battle Attack

So very few lighthearted comedy we see today, and this is not just a good fetish-film, but a solid product in general.

The 50 Foot Camgirl had one flaw for me: everyone was nasty. Here the Original Camgirl is relatable, in a position she can do a heroin's journey.

Then we have some good twists and turns in the script. Nothing complicated, but good and twist. Also, the casting was great, especialy for Anna, the dominatrix attitude perfectly fit here.

The lighting and camrea-work is solid too, we get the promised fights, some romantic stuff, and even the cameo-characters work in their low-budget way, pushing the movie forward.

There were plenty of puns and jokes, I have no complaints.

This is apparently the follow up to cult classic film Attack of the 50 foot Camgirl, released only several months prior to this film. The original film wasn't anything special yet it garnered enough fans warranting sequel.

Giantess Battle Attack doesn't offer much yet features two more giant women (along with lead Ivy Smith), as we see them battle one another.

The plot is quite silly and doesn't make much sense. Our secondary star Masuimi Max (downgrade from Christine Nguyen) sees her character experimenting and eating a scientific hot dog (as seen in the original) to grow 50+ feet tall so she can battle with Beverly for fame and money reasons.

Then there's a subplot which starts at the beginning featuring another giantess women from space wanting to battle Beverly. Her reason was out of jealousy.

The film contains the same humor yet no laughs. The acting from Ivy Smith is much improved. Also her love interest this time around is a better actor than the guy from the original. The scientists from the original return providing a similar spark. Overall this film isn't anything special and a slight step from the original.

I previously watched GIANTESS ATTACK VS MECHA FEMBOT, also from Full Moon, which I thought was a pretty decent B-movie for what its worth. I thought this was a follow-up, but in fact it turns out to be a sequel (as far as I can make out) to ATTACK OF THE 50 FT CAMGIRL. Sadly, unlike FEMBOT, it's a crushing viewing experience. Despite the short running time, very little happens in this movie, which is made up of the usual excruciating dialogue scenes between non-actors and appallingly ad-libbed humour. Jim Wyrnoski has a long career in this kind of celebratory trash but even this must be a low point for him. The kaiju-style action is limited to the last five minutes and, believe me, it's not worth waiting for.

He did it again with this one! We seen Swamps, We seen nasty lil fellas,and maybe you seen 50 women but not like this folks! A fun and throwback to the Sci Fi of days gone bye. The Team Up with Full Moon is looking great! We want more! The Captain says Check it out! You got big tiddie Fu, bad ass fu, and big time wrasslin fu! Monsters and Mutants alike will love it! 4 Stars! Can you imagine what's coming next from these mad genius's could it be a Rebaked Serial killer?, Maybe a female clown from hell takes on the world? Or could they step up and do a elderly vampire with serial killer patterns? The world waits with bells on!

Granted, I wasn't exactly harboring any grand expectations to this movie given its title and premise. But still, with it being a movie that I had neither seen nor heard about, of course I opted to give the movie a fair chance.

However, this movie was little more than an excuse for writer Kent Roudebush and director Jim Wynorski to show off scantily clad women shaking and getting naked for no reason. It was rather pathetic.

Of course I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, and I can't claim that I was particularly impressed with what I saw on the screen.

The special effects, or lack thereof rather, is so poor that you can't help but laugh when you see the leftover 1990s graphics that were used in this movie.

This was an all-time new low for Full Moon Features.

Now, I am sure that there is an immature audience out there that enjoy pointless movies such as this. I just can't claim that I was a part of that audience.

My rating of "Giantess Battle Attack" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.