The Ultimate Distraction

Very weak scenarios hamper the cast in this set of three scenes for VOD use; it boils down to sex-only viewing.

Opener is titled "I'm Such a Klutz!", referring to bartender Alison Rey when Evelyn Claire shows up at her empty bar asking for a fill-up of coffee for her carafe. It's basically a "neighbor asks to borrow a cup of sugar" b.s.

After some fumbling around, the two hit it off and have sex in the bar, including perhaps porn's corniest and least realistic trope: sex on the pool table. The end.

A really dumb attempt to be up-to-date casts Jewelz Blu (she of the blue-dyed hair, a stupid look that even fellow starlet Skye Blue has long-since abandoned) as a gamer who is popular on-line in the lucrative competitive gaming biz. She complains to pal Charly Summer that her her playing ability is going downhill because the boy gamers keep distracting her with comments about her beauty and big tits -she can't concentrate.

Charly comes up with a solution, and Jewelz puts on her headset and sits down at her laptop to compete, while Charly gives her head under the table -again a corny trope pornographers delight in -the old footsie (or much more) under the dinner table while spouses or guests are unaware of the hanky-panky. This scene has no actual gaming shown or presence, auditory or on-screen, of the presence of the other gamers -it's all let's pretend chintziness.

Final segment is merely seduction by the psychiatrist. Alix Lynx, looking older than before -she's in her 30s and ready for a comeback as a MILF, plays the shrink and Alex Coal her patient. Problem concerns Alex's disinterest in boys, with brilliant Alix quickly coming up with the solution: why not have sex with girls, starting with -you guessed it - Alix herself. So it's sex on the psychiatrist couch time. I can't help wondering if the casting here was just based on "let's put Alix with Alex -how cute!". It's not as if the fans were clamoring for this particular collaboration.