Tits

Yes, the five models directed here by Barrett Blade have breasts aka tits, but not spectacular ones at that. BB should have titled it "Barrett Blade's Generic Sex #173.

There's no dialog, only pornspeak utterances in the five nonsensical segments spotlighting attractive but unimpressive femmes. None are of the first rank, though Britney Amber and Tasha Reign were "names" back when this was shot -no Wicked contract girls on the payroll.

I liked seeing Randi Wright best of all, as the spotlight on her nipples was refreshing. She pours bottles of milk on her breasts for some Pavlovian reason known only to hack BB, but impressive enough a sight for Bill Bailey to deign to hump her.

Poor casting has another brunette ringer who looks a lot like Wright, notably Rachel Roxxx -cast suntanning with Oiler overtones, as she indulges in outdoor sex with overage pool boy Barry Scott and another dude. Aleksa Nicole seduces the plumber in her bathroom (in pantomime), worthy of a stag film story line, and delivers anal sex of the Euro persuasion. Per Wicked policy, this is all executed with condoms on.

Amber in her preferred blonde phase has a boring threesome with bewildered Seth Gamble and pal, while blonde Reign is her usual pretty but wooden self seemingly seducing the flower delivery man Danny Mountain, or is Danny her boyfriend (Blade doesn't do the simple story set-ups well).

Strictly filler, keeping Blade's batting average as a director well below .100.