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Nothing about this film works.

The actors have to play roles that are simply ridiculous. Of course, the idea of shooting an erotic thriller in the Caribbean sounds good. The younger actors do their best, but can't save the flic. But not like this. Hurley, who always looks good, is just badly staged. The "erotic" scenes are nothing but embarrassing. But the worst thing is the script. Boring. And boring again. The payoff at the end, my goodness, where did that come from? This ist the third or forth film for Liz Hurley set on the same island with the same producers. (the others are unfunny Christmas movies) She should move on. Please...

This has to be one of the most glacially paced movies I have seen in a long time. Far too much time is spent showing us the pain and mourning that a group of "friends" is going through a full year after one of them is lost to a mysterious suicide. Their pain is so magnified as to seem only a few days fresh, but a full year later? That stretches credibility pretty far.

Unfortunately, the ending feels so cheap, contrived, and sudden that the earlier slow pace now seems to have been stretched out only to fill the length required to qualify as a movie instead of a TV episode.

Georgia Lock seems like she might be a decent movie actress, but unfortunately, her character in this movie is so shallow and one-dimensional that it's impossible to tell. Hopefully she'll get a chance to show better what she's capable of doing with a higher-quality script.

The 10/10;reviews at the start are obviously from friends of the cast.

This is simply Liz showing us she's still hot surround be the worst directed film in history.

I'm sorry Damien, I know all directors have to start somewhere but you've got a long way to go to be a respected director without mummy's help.

The cuts are terrible, and what makes it worse is the music, half a movie is the soundtrack and this is awful.

I feel really sorry for all the actors roped into this, you're going to have to work really hard to get past this tripe.

It's like a school film project that's been given an F .

I know these days that is probably thrown around a lot. It bothers me when anything that isn't 90+% on RT is considered absolute trash etc so know that this is far from that.

No joke. I don't say that often or lightly. I always try to find the good or the fun in any movie. This was so bad.

Bad dialogue. Bad acting. Bad script. Just skip it.

This feels like a soap opera in many ways. Maybe it was a money laundering scheme? I don't know but it was so incredibly bad.

The beautiful people in it are no where near enough to make up for all it was lacking. Do yourself a favor and ignore any reviews above 3 stars and just find something else to watch.

Elizabeth Hurley's lesbian scene (finally) was written and directed by her own son. Interesting. I wonder what kind of weird Oedipus complex this guy has. It would have been nice to see a little flesh from either actress, but oh well. This movie is such a snooze, with stilted acting and overly loud background music. I like the Saint Kitts-Nevis location but really, is the subject any different that a thousand other movies before it. Nepotism is alive and well in Hollywood/England. I could not recommend this move at any level, and would never watch anything from Damien Hurley again. Liz should have had her lesbian dalliance when she was still peak Hurley.