Jurassic Attack

I think as a teenager I might have thought this was quite fun to watch I reckon. I can't say for sure, but I did like the mercenaries on an ... well adventure sort of thing. Which is what is going on here in some way, shape or form.

The Dinosaurs are really bad CGI .. I mean there may be worse CGI out there, but I doubt you will care. Unless you consider the budget this was made on. We have a former Mad Max actor in this, which may excite you or not. You may also care that there are actually some small/minor acting moments - genuine moments that is. Of course mostly, this is not about the acting, but about seeing the big animals roam the screen and the mayhem they cause.

The special effects (not CGI) are not that bad actually - again considering the budget and all that. Overall this will not find too many who will actually care.

Truth be told, when I sat down here in 2025 to watch the 2013 movie "Jurassic Attack", or "Rise of the Dinosaurs" as it was titled on the version I stumbled upon, then I wasn't exactly harboring the biggest of expectations. The whole thing just reeked of low budget cash-in on the success of the "Jurassic Park" movies.

Writer Rafael Jordan put together a rather generic and formulaic script and storyline. This was essentially a no-brainer, so just lean back and watch the questionable effects as the story unfolds.

Of the entire cast ensemble, I was only familiar with Gary Stretch, Corin Nemec and Vernon Wells. The acting performances in the movie were actually bad, which counted for something.

As expected, the CGI animated dinosaurs in the movie were pretty terrible to look at. Well, actually all the effects in the movie were questionable, especially the CGI.

Highly forgettable, "Jurassic Attack" is the type of movie you watch once and never again, provided you even opt to watch it to begin with. "Jurassic Attack" is every bit as questionable and laughable as you would think it to be.

My rating of director Anthony Fankhauser's 2013 movie "Jurassic Attack" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.

I think my review title sums it up. It's very watchable, this story of soldiers against dangerous Jurassic beasts.

But it's very stupid. The dialog is corny and it's quite contrived.

The worst and stupidest part of the stupidity is the characters. The "bad guy doing good things" is a cliche that you don't want to try to believe in real life. A human monster doesn't do "nice". The motivations here are even more unbelievable than the rest of it, which says a lot.

The only characters with any possible believable motivation are the minor characters who get scratched out of existence. That's another Hollywood cliche, the sermon about "hey, we'll kill anyone you can relate to, just to keep you depressed, nyah, nyah".

However, it is watchable in a sort of "so bad it's good sort of way".

A special ops squad led by Captain Steakley (Gary Stretch) executes a mission in the South American jungle to rescue a hostage scientist (Natascha Berg), but also take captive an anti-capitalist Latino (Israel Sáez de Miguel). As they escape, their copter crash lands in a 60-mile forested crater that contains a prehistoric world cut off from the rest of the earth. Michael Worth plays the madcap professor who's been living alone in the lost world for years.

Originally titled "Jurassic Attack," "Rise of the Dinosaurs" (2013) is comparable to mockbuster flicks by The Asylum, like "Isle of the Dead" (2016), "King of the Lost World" (2005) and "The Land that Time Forgot" (2009). The worst thing about it is the CGI: While the dinosaurs look good enough for a low budget movie, the lighting and motion don't always mesh with what's on the rest of the screen. And the blood dripping from the t-rex's mouth is hopeless. But with a cheap knock-off like this, did you expect any better?

The movie works as survival situation with a fairly interesting group of protagonists and one antagonist. On the female front, Natascha is jaw-dropping from beginning to end in modest short shorts while Alicia Ziegler is decent, not to mention kick-axx. Michael Worth's professor comes across as a hippie-ish academic who has found his paradise. Even though Israel Sáez de Miguel overdoes the Che-like militarist, the script surprisingly gives him a good scene where he supports his communistic principles and mocks capitalism.

The film runs 1 hour and 23 minutes and was shot in Belize.

GRADE: C+

Despite having a crazy guy whose trying way to hard, and goes by two different names, I can still choose my favorite part and it's the fool that brought a paintball gun to a "blank bullets" fight.