Crazy Bitches

Do not believe any of the other reviews here that are all rated 10 star's or close. I am over a 40 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can watch. Not the lowest budget movie I've ever seen but the reviews saying that it is a laugh out riot from the beginning are complete bullshit. There hasn't been a single scene yet to even bring the smallest of grins to my face. Crazy Bitches is a total bore fest with pathetically bad acting. Do not waste your time watching this. I can only assume that the positive reviews here are written by people involved with the movie. I rated 3 star's although it should probably be much less. I've only given it 3 star's because I've actually seen movies far worse than this.

Where to begin?

Well, first of all I had expected this to be a horror movie, but it turned out there was nothing even remotely horroresque about it. This would be better classified as being a snoozefest. Talk about a movie being boring and uneventful.

I was lured in by the synopsis that stated: "A girls' weekend away turns into a nightmare when, one by one, they are killed by their own vanity."

Yeah, I guess my nightmare would be that I would be killed by sheer boredom of the movie. I was ready to call it quits on the movie at 29 minutes into the ordeal. But I opted to give the movie a second chance, on the off chances that it would improve and actually become a horror movie, or at least become an interesting movie.

Well 50 minutes into the movie, it hadn't become neither a horror movie or more interesting and I turned it off. I just couldn't take another second of this boring ordeal that is known as "Crazy Bitches".

The entire storyline was just rubbish, with virtually nothing of any interest happening at any point. And it didn't really help that the characters in the movie all had the appeal of wet cardboard. Much less did it help that all characters essentially blended into one faceless mass, with no distinguishable features to differentiate the characters from one another.

I have no idea what writer and director Jane Clark wanted to obtain with this movie project, because it was such a massive swing and a miss from anything even remotely resembling a properly entertaining movie.

And I have zero interest in returning to finishing the movie, because there was nothing enticing about it, nothing worthwhile of spending more time on watching. And while my rating of "Crazy Bitches" is two out of ten stars, the only thing saving the movie from a mere one star rating is the value of the production the movie had going for it.

I can in all honesty say that you should give "Crazy Bitches" a wide berth and actually don't even bother spending your time, money or effort on this stinker.

This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst.

I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno.

Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.

It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie.

A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.

Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.

I caught this film at Q-Cinema in Ft. Worth Texas and enjoyed every minute of it. It's a hilarious and suspenseful roller coaster ride that is sure to make you laugh and keep you on your toes.

Excellent performances and chemistry between the ensemble cast and superb directorial choices from Jane Clark. It's not easy to bring together a piece mixing comedy with slasher and who-done-it mystery, and Clarke does it with nothing but complete style. I loved her first movie "Meth Head" and am beyond impressed with her range as a filmmaker.

Beyond two thumbs up!