The Realtor

Lyon needs to be a star bada$$ ! He has the energy and intensity to be a force on the silver screen. If I were a powerhouse in the film industry, I'd create an iconic character with him where sequels would follow. I personally would love to act with Lyon in a big production. He would make me step up my game as an actor. He is able to raise the bar on many known stars. Just saying. Lyon can hold his own with pretty much any star power out there. I've seen him in a few things and he had such a distinct look and charisma on the screen. I've met him in person once and he has that charisma and intensity (in a friendly way) too.

I can't say enough good things about this movie. A unique premise, fantastic acting, wrestling legends and one of the funniest movies I have seen? Definitely in the personal collection, one of my absolute favorites.

It was wild getting to see Lyon going through the training, learning how to get beaten up and then having to work his way through the matches. The crab was impressive, but the ass bomb has to be my favorite.

Sgt Slaghter caught me off guard with how funny he was, and his comedic timing. The main event having Rob Van Damn and Jake the snake was even cooler.

It was a great reminder of my childhood with a modern comedic aspect.

"The Realtor" is a comedic breathe of fresh air. I love the use of satire, Mr. Schultz is classic and deserves a movie of his own. It was great to see the array of comedy legends and newcomers sharing the big screen. Lyon Beckwith did a great job in his role as "The Realtor", his comedic style is reminiscent of a young Marlon Wayans. All in all I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, anyone who's struggled through the hustle will immediately have a cathartic draw to it. Oh and how could I forget "Big Mike" Sean Nelson, it's really good to see him acting again "The Wood" was one of my favorite movies growing up. Five Stars!!

A must see! This movie is hilarious and had me on the edge of my seat. The main character (Mike) feels like a man you know down the street maybe even a version of yourself.

The movie delivers a perfect blend of slapstick humor and witty dialogue. The cast shines, with each performer bringing their A-game to create a tapestry of memorable characters and gut-busting moments.

From start to finish, the film maintains a brisk pace, never allowing a dull moment to creep in. The clever script deftly balances broad humor with more nuanced comedic touches, ensuring there's something to tickle every funny bone. Even when exploring the intricacies of its chosen theme, the movie never loses sight of its primary goal: to make you die laughing.

The production values are top-notch, with sharp direction and skillful editing enhancing the comedic timing. Visual gags and verbal jousts alike land with precision, creating a symphony of laughter that will have audiences in stitches.

This instant classic is destined to become a go-to choice for movie nights and repeat viewings. Clear your schedule, gather your friends, and prepare for an evening of non-stop entertainment. This comedy gem is not just recommended - it's practically mandatory viewing for anyone in need of a good laugh.

As a wrestling nerd & enjoying any kind of wrestling theme movie/TV show, said I'd give this a look as the reviews were 10s across the board...

I turned it off 40mins in. Y'all I tried but my god, I couldn't try any harder 😭

It's obvious the positive reviews are from those who worked on this movie. I gets it, I work in the industry & you'll ALWAYS over exaggerate how great the film is that you worked on when promoting it. It's a done thing. But even these reviews were beyoud exaggerated! Like...no.

Storyline very minced, other throw ins for 'why not'. Dialogue not matching props/location.

EG - Wrestling Manger: 'who has a car with roll up windows anymore' (something along those lines) EXITS CAR.

Clearly see windows are not roll ups but electric!

A whole other lot more but I can't remember because I started looking at my phone out sheer boredom & perplexity on how these reviews were 10s..

Just NO.

1 star initially, but giving 2 for just feeling bad about being so disappointed.

Maybe I'll try it again.