My Freaky Family

Poor low-quality animation distracted me the whole time from the story and the message.

The story was nothing to write home about, just another magi and wizards story.

I was rather bored from the beginning and got gradually more bored while watching it. It is rare that I count the time until a movie ends, but this was exactly the case here, I could hardly wait until it was over and done with. Again, and surprising, the animation was something that I would not expect to see anymore in 2025, it was more like 1995-2000 level. Quite disappointing to have to watch something like this in 2025. Well, that my two cents...

Oh my... where to start. My Freaky Family is the most beautiful work of art I have seen since the release of the critically acclaimed film "The Godfather", but if I were forced to watch only one of those films for the rest of my life, I would choose My Freaky Family any day of the week. I mean it wholeheartedly when I say that I cried when I first set my eyes upon this film. It was thrilling, devastating, humorous, serious and tear-jerking all at once. Like the man who reviewed this film before me, I believe this film deserves to make at least $1 freakillion at the box office, but even only making that would be an insult to its cinematic value. I say it with pride, this is the greatest film to have ever been made. Ten stars.

My eyes have been blessed, set upon such a beautiful, glorious movie, calling it a movie can be such an insult. This is a life-changing story that I will pass down to future generations. I sat on my chair, didn't move a single muscle, and fully glued my eyes to the screen, focusing on the cinematic views. After I finished watching it, tears was overflowing through my eyes, and brown liquid came out of my ass. I sat there for a good 12 hours. Remember every single moment. After that I had to be rushed to the hospital because the massive brown substance was eating straight through my glutes, my entire butt was carved out, chunks of meat fell out. And I was infected with Hemorrhoids and tapeworms. I believe this life changing story motivated me to change as a man and look forward into the future with my tapeworms coming out of my booty like a tail. I'm a 32-year-old man married to my beautiful 12-year-old wife, This scene made me happier than seeing my firstborn.

I have to say, this movie opens with a banger of an entrance, a fast chase scene across the snowy mountains. Pity the rest of the film doesn't match this rhythm, being a boring "teenager has to value their undead/magical/caucasian family while trying to be normal".

I'll have to say though, the main villain has a memorable character design, in a sea of otherwise typical CGI faces. The animation is decent, with good backgrounds and motion, it's just a shame its standard CGI instead of something more stylized.

Overall, a recommendation if you're interested in a rather bland kind of family movie.

My Freaky Family is a gloriously bizarre masterpiece that fully embraces the weird, the wild, and the wonderfully freaky. From its eccentric characters to its mind-bending twists, every moment of the film oozes with an offbeat charm that keeps you glued to the screen. The family itself is a spectacle-each member boasting their own uncanny quirks, eerie abilities, or downright unexplainable habits, yet somehow, they function in perfect, chaotic harmony. The visuals are a feast for the eyes, blending eerie, otherworldly aesthetics with bursts of vibrant, unsettling beauty. The humor is dark yet sharp, the plot twists are as unexpected as they are delightfully strange, and the overall atmosphere is like stepping into a dream where the rules of normalcy have been thrown out the window. My Freaky Family doesn't just celebrate the weird-it thrives in it, delivering an experience that is equal parts heartwarming and deliciously deranged.