Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space

This film is a bizarre yet captivating sci-fi comedy that pushes the boundaries of absurdity. The premise is simple: it follows a group of intergalactic crustaceans who invade Earth in search of their next high: cocaine. With over-the-top performances and outlandish special effects, the movie delivers a surreal and entertaining experience. While the premise may seem outlandish, the clever satire and witty dialogue make for an unexpectedly engaging watch. However, the film's reliance on shock value and crude humor may not be to everyone's taste. Overall, "Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space" is a wild ride that offers a unique blend of humor and sci-fi mayhem.

I was cracking up from the opening shot to the ending. This movie actually surprised me, I was expecting garbage, but give it a chance, there are so many redeemable qualities to this if you like low-budget comedy.

The stupid wordplay, the noire-like plot line, the self-aware tone and cartoony jokes- honestly, this movie is packed with great jokes that give A-list comedies a run for their money. The cake for the baby, the romantic dinner, the rube goldberg machine that takes itself out for a beer.. All around a fun production performed by lovable goofballs with genuinely good comedic timing. I loved it, great date night movie.

HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4) and today we review ....my last diagnosis ....THE MOVIE !!!

Dont cha just hate when you get crabs ? ... well maybe not in this case ... SO here we have ...WOW the definition of a B-film ....this almost seems like one of the many drug fueled animals films that have been coming out lately since COCAINE BEAR you say ? .... well this predates that movie by a whole year ? ... yea so who ripped off who mr.bear ? ... now this here crabs from space eating the mountains of snow ....is ...low budget for sure ...so low in fact i have a feeling they literally found some plastic crabs at the local thrift shop and said " you know what ... i can make a movie out of that" .. BAM ...here we all are ... and i can respect that... (thats literally how my "season of the witch was born lol)

SO lets get to it shall we ? ... the story is loose ...just randomly tossed together enough to make something make sense .....the acting is terrible ....the FX are - PLASTIC CRABS ..and some REALLY bad green screen ....its out of focus sometimes (i know how that goes for sure lol)... this movie is great ... it KNOWS what it is and doesnt try to be anything else ....and THAT makes a good movie ... the biggest problem indie films make is trying to be a million dollar film when they are a 100 dollar film ... BE funny ...BE rough around the edges ....BE yourself ... and own it .... this movie has fun, it is fun , its silly (obviously) ...i give mad respect to these people, everyone involved did a great job , its not easy making this stuff happen so you all get a gold star ....

7/10

the colors are nice by the way ... sound is good ...

My girlfriend and I sat down to watch a movie and stumbled upon this work of art. I adore B movies and she agreed to give it a try.

When I say that this was a great film, I mean it. It took itself just the right amount of serious (not at all), had tons of laughs and had fun moments I will remember to come.

Some reviews for this movie are not so pleasant, but maybe they just weren't ready for the most beautiful passion project. A "Congratulations for quitting smoking" cake for a baby IS funny, if you came for a movie with Hollywood budget, what did you expect when you saw plastic crabs? 10/10.

Of course I would sit down and watch writer and director Chuck Magee's 2022 movie "Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space", no doubt about it. I mean, the title in itself was sufficient to get my attention.

Sure, I harbored zero expectations to the movie, as I doubted that it would be anywhere near the level of "Cocaine Bear". But I still opted to watch the movie and give it a fair chance.

Granted, I knew that "Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space" was going to be bad, but come on. I mean, they used inarticulate toy crabs of hard plastic, without any moveable parts. And that just makes this movie insanely horrible to sit through if you don't enjoy low budget lousy movies.

Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list in this horrible movie. Suffice it to say that you're not in for 83 minutes of Shakespearian theater when you sit down to watch a movie like "Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space".

The effects are so bad that you can't help but laugh when you see it. And you can see the fishline wire that they used to make the crabs "crawl" around with. It was just hilarious how low key and bad the effects are in this movie.

There was even a plastic crab in the movie holding a sign that reads "ridiculous, isn't it?". So the movie didn't take itself serious, and with good cause. Also a cake with the words "congratulations on quitting smoking" being served for a toddler. And a bowling ball drinking beer. Pretty darn strange, if you ask me.

"Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space" is a low budget movie, and one that requires a particular mindset in order to sit down and enjoy. You need to have a preference for cheesy, home-made, low budget movies if you find enjoyment in this 2022 movie. So it is not a movie that will find an audience everywhere.

And I never thought that in my lifetime that I would get to see inarticulate plastic crabs perform circus acts. But here we are.

The movie's cover over-sells the movie by a thousandfold. Don't set your expectations up to high here.

My rating of "Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space" lands on a very, very generous four out of ten stars. It was so bad that it was actually somewhat bearable to sit through.