Killer Whales

Crypto is here to stay, but this show actually reinforces all the bad stereotypes of crypto.

The judges are so bad, it's beyond belief. Some random "influencers" who never built a proper business in their life are supposedly qualified to judge startups. Their "insights" are meaningless, their line of questioning is non-existent and their experience as superficial as it gets.

The projects aren't much better. The majority of them has zero need for a token, or web3 at all. A can of water? Sure, let's invent a tenuous web3 and wrap it in a lot of word soup. Most portray no understanding of token utility, or tokenomics - let alone and proper business acumen, understanding of market sizes of basic business commercials.

The production isn't anything to write home about either. The producer had some experience with music videos, but clearly has no understanding of how to make a compelling TV Show. There is zero story telling, no story arc, no suspense. There is no reward - some random "mentoring" from the judges, that's about it.

The only thing that keeps you watching at times is that it's so bad, you wonder what's next. Are you drunk and bored - go watch it for satirical entertainment. Are you sane - for the love of god, watch something else.

"Killer Whales", the crypto and NFT-focused TV show produced by HELLO Labs, takes viewers on a thrilling voyage through the uncharted waters of the Web3 world. In each episode, Web3 entrepreneurs present their groundbreaking projects to a panel of industry experts-the "Whales." These influential figures, including venture capitalists and Grammy-nominated music producers, provide invaluable mentorship and guidance. From blockchain security solutions to decentralized art platforms, the stakes are high. The tension is palpable as entrepreneurs from around the world compete for the Whales' favor. Whether you're a seasoned crypto enthusiast or a curious newbie, "Killer Whales" is a must-watch. So grab your virtual snorkel and dive into this movement that combines education, entertainment, and fierce competition! 🌊🚀 Stream it now on HELLO TV! 📺 (Disclaimer: No actual whales were harmed during the making of this show.) 😄

If you love dumb cringe people who think they are smart and cool watch this. Its great. I almost couldn't believe it's not satire. Nobody is self aware at all on this show. The projects are as bad as the daily twitter crypto scams you see fail every week. The hosts are unlikeable but also cant read the room which brings many awkward moments and laughs. The way they try to make crypto seem like a legitmate business while also having a youtuber as a supposed specialist is great. The production and editing is cheesy and trying to make it seem so professional and then they bring on a guy trying to start a housing brokerage while he lives in his inlaws basement and has no experience at all. This show encapsulates crypto perfectly.

Absolutely pathetic how most of the user reviews are 10. I am genuinely at a loss for words. In terms of entertainment value this show definitely hits as of how comedic the lack of logic is. None of the judges have any ideas of what they are talking about and out of all the ideas, none of them make any sense. In terms of learning about crypto there is nothing of substance. They throw out buzzwords without showing any knowledge of what they mean. The positives of this show are that the judges have good banter, and the ideas that are presented are laughably bad as I have previously said. Seeing these positive reviews shows how brainwashed the crypto community is. The absolute worst show I have ever seen, but I enjoy laughing with my dad at the aspects of it so I'm glad it exists. I feel sorry for the people in these reviews who say this is a great way to learn about crypto.

This show is honestly total slop but I had to give it at least a 5/10 since I genuinely enjoyed watching it. The judges have absolutely zero respect for each other and the female judge constantly says the most obtuse things. Almost all the presenters are genuine idiots. Overall, the pure stupidity of the show makes it laugh out loud funny at certain points. Was this intended? Probably not. But it does turn what should be a truly terrible spectacle into something genuinely entertaining. That being said, Shark Tank is far better and, if you just wanna watch slop, I think there are other dumb slop shows that are more entertaining (Ex. Married at First Sight, Love is Blind, Americas Next Top Model, etc.).