Asian School Girls

Looking at the ridiculously low user-rating and reading some of the reviews I can't help but to wonder what people actually expected from this movie.

Did they expect the sharp-witted dialogue of WES ANDERSON or mindbending twists of David LYNCH?

If so then that says more about them than this movie.

I know what I expected, girls that are easy on the eyes and that kicked some ass.

And guess what? My expectations came true.

I actually thought it was gonna be pretty bad or so bad it's good but it's actually half-way decent.

Yeah there are a little too long strip-scenes that probably could be cut down a little to keep the pace up the movie, but overall it was a pretty cool revenge action flick with "good enough" acting when it comes to ASYLUM standards.

And unlike many other ASYLUM movies that are incredibly monotone and repetitive this one almost constantly entertained and there was almost always something new happening.

No it's not a masterpiece but I think it served it's purpose and was well worth the watch.

Aside from the most ridiculous story line Ive seen in a long, long time, with the possible exception of one, they chose "Asian School Girls" who were all well past their prime, covered in tattoos, nipple clips, and about 30 pounds overweight and not what you'd call attractive by any stretch.

Besides being filled with gratutitous sex scenes that were about as titillating as a butcher house, it was literally impossible to suspend disbelief and make yourself think these chicks were school girls unless it was at the local senior citizens center.

They could have made something out of it but chose not to. They could have had girls who were school age, kept their clothes on, and were believable.

Just flat-out ridiculous.

A low-budget film - with second-hand furniture as a backdrop, local buildings as a location, a scenario with absurd accelerations in the story, an acceptable narrative, cute naïve conversations, quite a lot of boob eroticism. A B-movie that can be enjoyed on a lazy Sunday afternoon with your mind at zero.

Right, well given the title of the movie, you might be thinking you're in for quite something else, but alas this actually is an action thriller, as listed on IMDb, and not some sleazy porn movie.

Sure, the movie does have its share of lewd pseudo explicit nudity in many scenes. Scenes which are quite unnecessary and really doesn't serve the movie any purpose, aside from showing off the main Asian female cast. Of course, there is some in the audience that will enjoy this, and director Lawrence Silverstein is definitely cashing in on that. I, personally, found it to be wholly unnecessary for the movie and had to fast forward through minutes of scantily clad naked dancing scenes.

Well, if you look past this pointless nudity and showing off the Asian female cast in this manner, then the movie was actually adequately entertaining for what it turned out to be. Sure, it was cheesy, campy and predictable, but it a B-movie fashion, where you enjoy these guilty pleasures of watching these low budget and often horrible movies. But once in a while, these B-movies actually turns out to be entertaining; and "Asian School Girls" was one such movie. God, that title still is abysmal to write.

The acting in the movie is pretty much as expected. The Asian female cast were doing fair enough jobs, but given the fact that there was a heap of pointless nudity, it sort of took away from the overall performance of these actresses. It made it sleazy in a sort of creepy manner. They acted well enough, performed the action and martial arts scenes well enough. Now, don't go expecting this to be a grand martial arts performance that will put the likes of Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Iko Uwais, Tony Jaa, etc. to shame, because it will not.

"Asian School Girls" has that special B-movie quality to it that makes it actually fun to watch, and it is worthwhile watching if you have nothing better laying around to watch.

I am rating the 2014 "Asian School Girls" movie five out of ten stars. Hardly a movie that I will be watching again though, but it proved entertaining and enjoyable enough for what it was.

Here's the deal... I'm an old fart and I've been watching porn long before the Internet was a household norm and yes I watched this flick figuring it would be soft to medium porn. Now that I've admitted that, I wish to point out that I was NOT saying during the movie, "Don't just stand there, shoot the asshole(s)!" They wasted them and the fight scenes weren't as trite as they usually are... and not the typical stupid gunfire scene(s) where 'they can't hit the broad side of a barn 10 feet away.' The dialog and most scenes were somewhat credible, and the chicks were hot. I could post more but I'm telling why it was better than most B-movies, and not ruining the storyline for someone that might decide to watch it.