Guerreiras Sensuais

Well, it had been about twenty years since I checked out the late-night soft-core on Cinemax, so I dropped in and found this going on. There is now even less movie around and between the sex scenes, and there is a lot more, and I mean a LOT more, simulated sex. As would be expected, the production values are low, the sets are cheesy, the plot is ridiculous, and the dialog is stilted and forced. But the women are very pretty, and they are naked a lot. (Like all porn, the men are skeezy and repulsive) Jazy Berlin was the prettiest, but Misty Stone had the best boobs. (Natural!) Christine Nguyen was the only one who looked like she could act even a little, and is very pretty to boot. Can't recommend it for any reason but the obvious, and in truth, it wasn't made for any other reason.

The best thing about movie is its runtime. Is is over before you now it. Do not look for anything realistic in this. The first twenty minutes there is music that should be in the background but is so loud that you hardly van hear the dialogue. Not that the dialogues are great,. The acting is maybe the worst part of it all. Christine Nguyen is the best actress because she has a lot of experience but not really a talent. Do not watch this movie. Not even if you are a fan of anyone in this. I was surprised I didn't se Alan Smithee in the credits.

An Amazon from Lesbos goes into the future, the 21st century after a short 60 second battle and a wish to an orb. Although when she gets there she forgets why. So a gym owner tries to help her.

You can forget the story. It really then just moves to how to get to the next sex scene. Now, all but one sex scene seems to be made to intentionally look fake. Strange given most of the cast are porn actresses. Also there is nudity but limited to boobs and buns. Not a single pubic hair in sight.

The acting is terrible though sometimes even worse. The one exception is Christine Nguyen who actually can act. I added one star for her. According to IAFD she is has done little explicit porn so maybe she was cast to add some decent acting. The single fight scene was also fake looking. It wouldn't have taken much to make it look reasonably real.

There are a number of goofs. Taking an ice cube from the refrigerator side of the refrigerator. A few other goofs later in the movie which I won't spoil.

The script was terrible. The acting was terrible. The directing was terrible. The sets were terrible. Just an awful movie.