HolokaiZero

It had a few good scenes in the first half and then the second half just kind of fizzled. I'd say I laughed out loud 6 times and 5 of those were in the first half. Biggest problem was they tried to make it too much like a standard movie. They just didn't put enough funny into it. Liam Neeson did a very good job they just didn't give him enough to work with. Also, Pam Anderson did nicely and showed herself as an actress. I rate it a 5.4 to may be 5.7 but not a 6 or above. We came home and watched Naked Gun 33 1/3 and laughed a lot more because there was more to laugh at. (x-ray scene is outstanding)

The script is awful, its the quality of an After School Special but with a confused and whiny Ice Cube, just yelling and complaining into the camera the whole time. He is quite a bad actor and his lack of talent is on full display here, (I did love the movie Friday). In this movie he's just like a grumpy old Craig, like every movie he does. However, this movie is extra stupid and extra cheap and makes me realized that anybody with a camera phone could be awriter director and actor.

Overall it's got the production quality of it after school special or Hallmark Channel movie. The story actually isn't bad, but the scripting is. And that juxtaposition of concept is prevalent throughout the movie. From a technical aspect is clear to see that people do what they were doing but there's no energy or creativity or drive or anything interesting about really any of it. Basically it's got all the credentials, but really just certified boredom. At no point does the film start getting "more interesting". One of the things this movie does do well, is that it gives you a very strong desire to turn it off. Whatever you do, do not resist that urge.