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The movie is truly an enticing advertisement for why all girls should stop studying and work a stripper/escort. Acting is mediocre at best and the story is well .... for the lack of a better word mind-numbing as it reflects the super consumption fueled glam lifestyle every fashion magazine and Kardashian reality shows attempt to sell. How is this borderline pornographic crap-fest for 14 to 18 year old audiences was deemed worthy of an Oscar was beyond comprehension. I do have to admit the staging, scenery and costumes were quite suitable to tell the story but the dialogues (straight out of high school locker room was cringeworthy. Please help me comprehend how low the Oscar bar has been dropped in recent years or who the Russian mob paid off to make sure this mediocre flick received such high praise.

How is it that Longlegs is classified as a horror film with absolutely zero scare scenes? The story the acting the dialogues were all made for (with no offense) an 8 year old! There was literally..., Nothing that great about this movie except for the background scenery. The obsurdity of an FBI agent breathing in and out like a freight train (to let the bad guys know exactly where she is, how the character portrayed by Cage is almost like a Drag queen (and not scary in any way possible) and for real ...who says Heil Satan? The only positive comment I can make about this dumpster fire of a self-proclaimed scary movie is I did not have to pay money to see it at a movie theater. Writing "I'm the sexiest man" on a shirt that I wear unfortunately does is 'make it so' just like claiming this trash of 100 min in length, is the "best horror film of the past 10 years" which ever critic was paid to say that should be paid a visit by Longlegs (BTW we never learn why he calls himself that either.... avoid at all cost like a forest fire.

I guess acting is called acting for a reason but when Brits and Australians are acting as rednecks thugs it's almost laughable. The script is completely over the top and unbelievable and unfortunately the 2 hours you waste on this movie will never be returned to you. For the love of god is it too much to ask for an original story from Hollywood rather than the same old stories being regurgitated? I realize that the IQ level of the target audience for this movie is not very high blood lately the U. S. movie makers have been churning out nothing but diarrhea in terms of storytelling as well as acting.